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kristian 

this nigga does NOT care about anything you have to say or how you feel
Kristian is such a loser
kristian by mir38 May 17, 2022

Kristian 

he is a king ,strong and a good frenid you can trust him a lot but beware do not annoy him you will regret he will find his revenge they will be silent but awful and more if you hurt him he has a lot of humor and he will do anything to make you happy even if it makes himself look stupid
Kristian is the KING
Kristian by @urbandictionnary November 25, 2018

kristian 

A guy who has an animal instinct. this is when the human forgets all morals and becomes like a rapist towards the female gender.
girl: that Kristian guy last night had animal instinct with me!
kristian by strobelight March 5, 2020

Kristian 

Kristian is the most amazing man. Hope is so lucky to have him in her life. It was like nothing before him made sense after that very first time she gazed into his deep green eyes! :) oh how he makes the world seem like it's not such a bad place, that there are better days ahead of us, that the grass is greener on the other side of the rainbow and he's going to show her how to get there, just so he can spend his days giving giving her a love she's never felt, a lover, a partner, she will never have to worry about loosing or not being there. Where they will then begin their extraordinary, unimaginable, breathe taking journey to building a life they've only dreamt about. Kristian never let's her down and proves he's a man worth loving, he's dependable, honest, genuinely kind, and even though he's got a different way of thinking, he's extremely intelligent and creative when you least expect it or when you have no idea who, what, when, where, why, or even how to go forward, he'll show you in the most spectacular way. Kristian is the definition of all that is love. Hope will forever be blessed by having such a wonderful strong man in her life. Kristian will not live down to his name, but will most likely exceed any expectations, descriptions, or personal opinions one might have of him. Kristian is loved more than all that is good and holy, and will forever have Hope to call his own. She will be his future as he will be hers 💙🥰💙
Kristian is the most amazing man. Hope is so lucky to have him in her life. It was like nothing before him made sense after that very first time she gazed into his deep green eyes! :) oh how he makes the world seem like it's not such a bad place, that there are better days ahead of us, that the grass is greener on the other side of the rainbow and he's going to show her how to get there, just so he can spend his days giving giving her a love she's never felt, a lover, a partner, she will never have to worry about loosing or not being there. Where they will then begin their extraordinary, unimaginable, breathe taking journey to building a life they've only dreamt about. Kristian never let's her down and proves he's a man worth loving, he's dependable, honest, genuinely kind, and even though he's got a different way of thinking, he's extremely intelligent and creative when you least expect it or when you have no idea who, what, when, where, why, or even how to go forward, he'll show you in the most spectacular way. Kristian is the definition of all that is love. Hope will forever be blessed by having such a wonderful strong man in her life. Kristian will not live down to his name, but will most likely exceed any expectations, descriptions, or personal opinions one might have of him. Kristian is loved more than all that is good and holy, and will forever have Hope to call his own. She will be his future as he will be hers 💙🥰💙
Kristian by James dickweed December 30, 2020

Kristian 

An Ugly kid usually has an ugly haircut. Ugly toes and stinks
Per 1 : eww you stink
Per 2 : were you with kristian?!
Per 1 : yuck
Kristian by Angelrodriguez September 15, 2016

Kristian 

A gay boi from little town in norway lmao. He's gay lol. Once he said he was the gayest hah. He's gay. Also: not huge penis!opposite.
Kristian don't have an enormous schlong
Kristian by Kristan gay! LoL! October 18, 2018