Kalani Berry 

Being a fatass who does nothing but eat and is the worst madden player in the world

1: “your eating again, your so kalani berry!”

2: “why are you playing madden, your kalani berry at that game”

Kalani Berry by ababababbaba April 26, 2024

keaka 'o' kalani 

it translates to heavanly shadow or shadow of heaven. Basically a man or phrase that is awesome and will rack your sox off any day

he is like a keaka 'o' kalani

keaka 'o' kalani by hawaiian manz March 3, 2009

send kalani after you 

An expression used to commence a DDOS attack towards someone.

"Zip it going to send kalani after you" ~WaterLostic

send kalani after you by Send Kah-Lahn-e after you February 20, 2017

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.

The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.

Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022

Kalaiselvan

An amazing boy who everyone loves he's very smart, cool and VERY funny he makes everyone crack up whenever he tells jokes he's one of the best people you will ever met.

Be grateful to meet a kalaiselvan

Kalaiselvan by Kittycat_ tac March 2, 2019

Kalyani

"KALYANI" is a beautiful girl with amazing smile and looks . She is very emotional when it's comes to lose someone very special to her heart . She is very close to her mom rather then dad. She is intelligent but do not uses her brain at the right time and right place .

A good daughter , friend and wife to be , she will never involve in a relationship but will be the best and long relationship if she did .

Everyone admire her work and beauty. Kalyani is a myserious girl with bright future

Kalyani by Antra yadav May 2, 2018

Kailani 

Kailani, the type of girl that everyone knows and loves. Shes funny, nice beautiful, and simply amazing in every way. The type of person that loves to sing, a person who is intelligent, and loves chow chows. The type of girl that cares for you, and will help you whenever u need help. Shes irresistible, almost everyone will fall for her. No matter the age, race, and gender. If u had a friend like her you wouldn't regret any moment u spend with her. Every moment , every minute, every second, is a moment you want to treasure. She is truly a special person. Unique from others. Simply amazing.

Kailani is a girl.

Kailani by Bob Porter June 29, 2017