Judo-Christianity 

The combined term for the monotheistic faiths Judaism and Christianity. Christianity is an off-shoot of Judaism formed by followers of a man named Jesus.
Judaism is an off-shoot of the now extinct polytheistic pagan religion of the Canaanites.
Yewah (which became Jahova) was mountain deity from Canaan that seperated into its own cult which eventually denounced other gods from this religion to become Judaism.
Followers of Judo-Christianity worship one god and follow the teachings of the same phrophets (Abraham being the first). Jews ( followers of Judaism) however deny Jesus being a phrophet and the son of god. Judo-Christianity now has many off-shoots such as Islam, Catholicism and Protestantism (the 3 largest off-shoots).

Mel Brooks is a famous Jew (follower of Judaism) who made many comedy films.

Torqueamada is a famous Christian (follower of Christianity) who made many people (including Jews, agnostics, athiests and anyone else considered a Heretic) die in the name of the Roman-Catholic Church.

Both followed Judo-Christianity

Judo-Christianity by Mike December 19, 2005

Judo Eyes 

1) To be so innebriated on marijuana that the individuals eyes appear slanted, apparently like a Japanese person.

This was first recorded on the song "Ridin Rims" by 'Dem Franchise Boys' in 2007, verse 3.

Loud pipes and music,
With the Judo Eyes.
2nd tone background,
With 2-inch tires.

Judo Eyes by moosetrack October 16, 2010

judo chop 

the physical act of alternating penetrating open hands up another's rectum, usually done in hate. best depicted in the classis latino film "dos manos en su orto."

wow, did you see that judo chop

judo chop by bubba March 24, 2003

Judo Chops

An expression of respect, approval, or recognition directed at a person, usually one who has achieved something noteworthy or completed a job well done. Comes from the similar-meaning phrases "kudos" and "props," which, when put together, create the phrase "Kudo-props," and hence, the rhyming "Judo Chops."

Dude, you just landed a date with Megan Fox?? Judo Chops!!

Judo Chops by mexicanjester July 2, 2009

judo chop 

signature move of the greatest person in the world, Damo.

Did you hear that Libby just got owned by Damo's judo chop?

judo chop by Master Wishy June 22, 2011

judo flip 

After having Jeon Jungkook ask him to tell the whole world that they were bros Kim Taehyung turned to his friend, Park Jimin, and said "we're bros". Upon hearing this Jungkook asked Taehyung why he told Jimin when he answered "Because Jimin is my whole world. Thus Jungkook flipped Taehyungs ass into another dimension and kicked him out of the group.

"Man. I can't believe my mum told my friend such an embarrassing story. I might have to judo flip her"

judo flip by @jiminexplicitly July 28, 2017

judo fuck 

Submission hold while being Penetrated vaginaly, anally, or orally. “Rape”

I wanted to fuck her and she wouldn’t let me so I judo fucked the shit out of that bitch

judo fuck by Judo fucks October 27, 2017