Jonesy Muck Muck 

A polite way to greet anyone with the last name "Jones".

Often implies the want/desire for a zynnachino

Brad: Jonesy Muck Muck
Luke Jones: Hey there buddy, MUCK MUCK!
Brad: Does Mr.MuckMuck need a wintergreen cellar filler?
Luke: For sure man, rip me a 6 milli

Jonesy Muck Muck by ferdawinecelly October 11, 2023

Jonesy’s Prick

The largest prick known to man. Sometimes also known as The Frozen Rope, or simply “The Towbar”.

Jonesy’s Prick once attended a wedding in Florida and signed the guestbook as such, all the while managing to also be at work in Boston.

Jonesy’s Prick makes the Biblical leviathan seem like a subatomic particle.

Jonesy’s Prick by Jonesy’sP February 21, 2019

jonesy wash 

A rub down wash. Used as an alternative to a bath or shower.

I haven't got time to have a bath, I'll just have a "jonesy wash"

jonesy wash by eagerbeavers June 20, 2016

Jonesy Knew 

The hit that brought the band Keri's Monologue into the hearts of all of Eastern Europe. Concord, California's own folk rock band, "Bland," created a wonderful cover of this touching song. It would make your mom cry.

Here is a lyric: "Jonesy knew what I had lost. Jonesy Knew. Jonesy Knew.

Jonesy Knew by Ticket May 3, 2005

Jonesy joke

when something is said and only one person in group laughs, then the rest of the group laaughs at the first person who was laughing.

Doug said that he saw a rabbid cat fish, all of a sudden Beau started laughing. Greg then said "oh god, not another jonesy joke"

Jonesy joke by Matt March 2, 2005

Jonesy McAdams 

A drink comprised of come, cherry syrup, lime concentrate, and lemon

I ordered a jonesy McAdams last njght

Jonesy McAdams by Kyle Devon Robbinowitz July 31, 2016

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek 

A incredibly cringe thought that clickbait and retarded youtubers upload for 6-12 year olds but should be 18 because they kill Minecraft Steve and that cannot happen

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek is my favourite youtube video.

Minecraft Steve Kisses Fortnite Jonesy On The Cheek by my life stinks February 16, 2020