Johannes

A tall, skinny and well dressed guy that you might not fall in love with at first, but at second sight. He is handsome, but not in an ordinary way. It may take some time for others to realise how beautiful he actually is. But after a while, he makes everyone absolutely obsessed with him.
He is outgoing, interesting and might appear a little weird. But that only contributes to his complex personality.
With him, you are never bored. But be careful, he likes to play.

“That guys style really screams old money.”
“Of course, I mean it’s Johannes.”

Johannes by Hamletthesecond June 19, 2023

Johannes

Has a big ass but no fucking dick.

Johannes = Dickless Boy

Johannes by MrGofye September 6, 2024

Johannes

He is the rudest person ever. If you ever see him, run. Never bring your Fanta around him, he will steal it. If your name is Ava, never talk to him. If your name is Jack, he’ll have a crush on you, run. Stay away from a Johannes, unless he is in a calm mood (rare), he will be fine.

a) someone just stole my soda!
b) his name was definitely Johannes

Johannes by TotallyNotAnAva230 February 2, 2025

Johannes Gutenberg

N. 16th century weightlifting advocate. Most renowned for creation of the Gutenberg press.

"You're as ripped as Johannes Gutenberg!"

Johannes Gutenberg by DaBunny July 18, 2005

johannes bogaards 

Johaness Bogaards is the lay person's name for a small type of rodent, equipped with tiny reproductive organs and big, fish-like lips. The full Latin name of the spieces is "Johaness Bogaards Minimum Penis". This specific type of rodent is found typically under beds and pillows, where it slobbers to oblivion.

"Ouh, you look like a johannes bogaards, whipe that face of yours!", or "Oh My, his penis was so small, like on one of those Johannes Bogaardses on TV"

johannes bogaards by Yasho1984 May 28, 2014

Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

Johannes Gutenberg by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

Johannes bread 

The best bread you will ever find. It is in breadville and it is haunted by bread.

I just found the johannes bread, oh nooooo.

Johannes bread by Joratington_anc2 January 12, 2022