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Jane-doe's

Jane-doe's (pronounced "JAYNE-doughs") are the random panties or other bits of women's underwear you find scattered around your apartment. A true pair of Jane-doe's will have no identifiable owner whatsoever, and as a result of this may stay on the floor of your flat for weeks on end, collecting dust as you desperately ponder what is either simply a deteriorating mental state, or a complete and total breakdown of sexual standards. See also: John-doe's.
Dude, I've got no idea where that bustier came from. It's a total Jane-doe.

I get so much ass my flat is littered with Jane-doe's!

Yo man, what's with the Jane-doe's? Are those your mom's or your sister's?
Jane-doe's by LookNotSour August 3, 2011
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janet jackson's breast 

I wanna squeez Janet jackson's breast
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James Neal's Disease 

The deadly disease of hilariously missing open nets especially during the Stanley Cup Finals
He hasn't scored since he contracted James Neal's Disease
James Neal's Disease by WomanLover69 November 18, 2018

James Cordon’s Birthday

A national day which an amazing person was born on. A Harry Styles addict as well.
Me:“It’s James Cordon’s birthday !”
Everyone: “yuhhh get into it

James Cameron's Blue Shit 

An alternative name for James Cameron's "Avatar", because the Franchise title of "Avatar" is already taken by Avatar: The Last Airbender, Avatar: The Legend of Korra, and all the Avatar comics and novels with Roku, Kyoshi, Kuruk, Yangchen, Szeto, Wan, etc.

*Side Note: And for Star Wars: Sequel Fans who say "You have to blindly love everything", for them; the Avatar Franchise includes Shyamalan's The Last Airbender; which Star Wars: Sequel Fans completely love that movie if they're also Avatar fans; since Star Wars: Sequel Fans have no taste in quality.

*Also Note: Releasing movies after a decade later doesn't count, and is basically "cheating". As of now, the true #1 movie of all time is still Avengers: Endgame.
WTF is James Cameron thinking; his second blue shit movie has to be among the top five movies of all time just to break even? Very likely, James Cameron's Blue Shit 2 will fail and it will kill 3-5.

He should have released 2-5 soon after the first one came out, before 13 years past guy can people had enough time to pull the curtains and see that James Cameron's Blue Shit isn't as great of a movie as he thinks it is.

James Healy's Mole 

The legendary mole, once on the face of James Healy!
James Healy's mole was very sexy!

James Dean’s Wife 

A super funny cool girl named Willow who is married to James Dean
“omg look at that super cool girl, that’s James Dean’s wife!”

“wow her fits are fire, she must be James Dean’s wife”