Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya

Where you tell people you work when they piss you off.

Office_wanker: So where are you going to work in africa.


K-FJ: An illegal ivory trading outpost in kenya.

Ivory Trading Outpost in Kenya by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004

ivory sword

when a guy's cum drips down the shaft of his penis aka "sword" - creating an ivory sword

i gave brandon such a good hand job that it became an ivory sword.

ivory sword by s1llyb1lly May 11, 2010

Ivory Tickler 

A professional pianist with a lot of experience.

John: I need an Pianist for our band.
Frank: I heard Micheal's a real Ivory Tickler.

Ivory Tickler by Smez July 18, 2012

Ivory Lawnmower

The usage of one's teeth to cut or trim a sexual partner's pubic hairs.

"Vanessa complained of my excess pubic hairs so i asked her to perform the ivory lawnmower on me"

Ivory=Teeth
Lawnmower=Act of trimming ones pubic hairs

Ivory Lawnmower by Sean Campbell, Submitted by Justin Briones/Evans September 9, 2008

ivory enema 

the act of being of penetrated in the anus by a bull during a bullfight or rodeo.

Guy 1: Shit my ass is gonna hurt for months after that ivory enema earlier.

Guy 2: Yea dude, I told you to always face the bull.

ivory enema by HuffDaddy61 December 31, 2011

ivory smuggler 

A woman of color that enjoy dating men of Caucasian descent

See also smuggler

Hallie Berry plays an ivory smuggler on Monster's Ball

ivory smuggler by Spenbiz May 27, 2004

Ivory Ear Plug 

When a guy ejaculates in the ear of his partner causing a blockage in the opening of the ear.

"I went to cum on her face and I accidently gave her an Ivory Ear Plug and she couldn't hear out of that ear for like an hour"

Ivory Ear Plug by Jessie M October 12, 2006