Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir 

The perfect retort when your mum, your face and your mum's face are already exhausted.

Its original meaning is 'There is a raccoon behind you'.

A: Do you want to go to the cinema?
B: Your mum wants to go to the cinema.
A: Your FACE wants to go to the cinema.
B: YOUR MUM'S FACE wants to go to the cinema.
A: Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir.

Da ist ein Waschbär hinter dir by Kalivha November 19, 2009

ÿa, das ist gutï 

Pornstar Hans Mueller (see wikipedia) made this phrase famous. He said that phrase during numerous porn shoots. He always says it, when the shooting was successful.

"I cum on your face... *fapfapfap* *cums* ÿa, das ist gutï!!!"

ÿa, das ist gutï by Hans_Mueller November 1, 2007

Stache-ist 

1. (noun) A person with a prejudice toward another person with a mustache.

2. (adj.) discriminatory or prejudiced on the basis of a mustache.

She is afraid of anyone with mustaches. She is a stache-ist.

That comment about the man with a mustache was both uncalled for and stache-ist.

Stache-ist by tankbeh January 14, 2011

Cum-On-ist 

No condoms, no birth control pills, so the dude just pulls his cock out of her cunt at the last second and cums all over his girlfriend.

20 years ago:

Poindexter: So, Phil, did you get Lucy on the pill yet?

Phil Rupp: No, I'm a cum-on-ist.

Poindexter: Yea, right. Y'know condomes are pretty damn cheap Phil.

Phil: But I can't feel it as good!

Poindexter: Yea, but you won't accidentally FILL IT either.

Phil: Hey, I ALWAYS pull out on time.

Poindexter: Okay, okay, it's your life. Just remember to say "Hi" to junior 4 me.

Cum-On-ist by Dr. Phil Rupp June 11, 2006

dotnet-ist 

Having an intense aversion to all sites that end with .net

Casey: "Dude, Jeff's Hotdudes.net site is totally lame! I told him to grab Smokinhotmalemeat.com but he waited too long and now it's taken."

Kim: "Chill out! You're starting to sound like a dotnet-ist!"

dotnet-ist by Kimmie G. June 25, 2008

fate-ist 

(n) 1) a person who uses fate as a religion and who believes that fate determines who lives, dies, loves, loses or wins.

paul stopped believing in god and other religions, so he created fate-ism and became a fate-ist because he believed that fate was the answer and because he was fated to do so.

fate-ist by thebanshee666 July 5, 2012

Die Katze ist Kaputt 

Translates to "the cat is broken". Sometimes used as a greeting to other students that are learning German.

Person #1. Die Katze ist kaputt!
Person #2. Noo! Not die Katze!!

Die Katze ist Kaputt by Anonomono October 30, 2009