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I think I wanna marry you 

A nicer way of telling someone " please don't reject my ideas, I think I know what I am doing"
Boy: jenn I think I wanna marry you.

Girl: John, lol, lets date first, then we'll figure out if we'll get married.

i think we need to talk 

This phrase almost unavoidably consists of "I think we need to break up," "I think we need to see other people," or "I don't think this is working out." Approach with extreme caution whilst using this phrase as your soon-to-be ex girlfriend will probably start bawling at the dinner table before you've even really broken up with her.

i think the think not 

Jared: Baby I think you should get botox to look pretty
Tasha: I think the think not

I think I broke a hamstring... 

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...

I think we can do better than that

A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.
Did you see that video called I think we can do better than that? Ngl I would Fap to it again!

i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed 

a funny as hell way of insulting a man by implying that you've screwed his wife
james: have you seen my gimp mask and anal harness?
bob: huh??
james: i think i left them on your wife's side of the bed

or

paul: have you seen my boxers? I think I left them on your wife's side of the bed
john: that dirty whore! did she ask you to do bukkake?