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The best SPORT in the world! Well known for being played on ice with a hockey stick and puck.
Until recently, it was mostly played in the colder countries and far North America (areas of the US taken over by Canadians). However, America has yielded some of the best players and teams. See Mike Modano, Bill Guerin, and Chris Chelios. Also see the Dallas Stars and Detroit Red Wings.
Hockey has also moved into the deep south (areas that don't really know what ice is) and turned many towns into hockey towns. See Dallas, Atlanta, San Jose, Phoenix, and Nashville.
me: Did you see the game last night (could only be talking about hockey)
co-worker: Yeah, the Stars kicked ass!
me: You know it. I think we could be a Stanley Cup contender this year.
co-worker: Hell yeah!
Together: GO STARS!
hockey by SummerGirl April 17, 2006

Trust Fund Hockey

A slang term for the sport, lacrosse.
All those boys at Dalhousie play hockey alright, trust fund hockey.

National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day 

On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one

honkeytits 

The product of sex, drugs, and fake breasts.
Damn, that crackwhore had the worst pair of honkeytits I've ever seen!
honkeytits by Clove Borker January 21, 2004

field hockey goalie 

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.
you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

hockey shirt 

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.
"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"