hitchhiker hug 

When you're in the back seat of a vehicle and reach around the front seat to hug the person up front and are only able to hug them around the neck.

A drunk friend gave me a hitchhiker hug from the backseat when I dropped him off at home. I thought I was being strangled.

hitchhiker hug by SJC1989 August 8, 2016

Midnight Hitchhiker 

When you're lying next to your partner (preferably when they are sleeping but awake works just as well) adjust your hand into the hitchhiker position (thumb up) and launch your thumb directly into their butthole. After insertion is complete, make sure to thank them for the ride ;)

While in the spooning position, Rafaela was sleeping and Sebastian gave her the midnight hitchhiker in order to wake her up so he could get another ride aka sit on his dick.

Midnight Hitchhiker by Socratittiess February 5, 2010

dirtroad hitchhiker 

1. When someone sticks their thumb up their own ass or someone else's ass.
2. To sit on one's thumb

I walked into my apartment the other day and caught my roommates performing dirtroad hitchhikers on eachother.

dirtroad hitchhiker by T. Danza October 17, 2010

dryer sheet hitchhiker

A wardrobe malfunction where a person,unknowingly,has a fabric softener dryer sheet peeking out their pants leg.

Did you notice that sexy secretary's dryer sheet hitchhiker?

dryer sheet hitchhiker by wolfbait51 April 28, 2011

Chocolate hitchhiker 

The act of sticking ones thumb into the anal area of another person or perpetrator.

"The pit bull would not let go of my arm so I gave it the chocolate hitchhiker"

"My buddy had me in a headlock so I gave him the chocolate hitchhiker."

Friend: "what smells like shit?"
Me: "well my girl was being a bitch so I gave her the chocolate hitchhiker".

Chocolate hitchhiker by Smozi1014 January 7, 2020

Hopoate Hitchhiker 

When a man receives an unsolicited anal probing from another man's thumb on the sporting field. Named after John Hopoate, an Australian NRL player.

Damn, we would have won if our captain hadn't been sent off for giving their defence a Hopoate Hitchhiker.

Hopoate Hitchhiker by toosoon July 12, 2009

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy 

Just about the best book in existance!!!!

If everyone read the Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, there might be world peace!

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy by YouTube December 14, 2008