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Originally a character in John Green's novel, "An Abundance of Katherines". His discription is one of a fat, lazy muslim.

In reality, he is a man whoes real name is Neal, and who frankly may or may not be mentally handicapped. He looks just how John Green describes him. But who decides to ask out girls, and telling them that their in love with them, after one shaky conversation. He is sortof a man of Edward Cullen's stature, only a little less creepy. If thats possible. ew.
hasaan: hey can i talk to you for a minute?

innocent girl: yea! sure, whats up Neal?

hassan: im in love with you, wanna go out and bang each other without meaning, just so i can get my dick wet? oh and im staying at home, instead of going to collage.

innocent girl: your a fat lazy muslim who looks like that Hassan character, from one of John Green's books. what do you think? But sure, lets go do it, ;)
Hassan by The Greatest B August 17, 2010
A gay with a small dick knowed to have big eyebrows like rock lee and is very posh. Usually freinds with a yousuf, yousef, yusuf or a isaac. These freinds are normally his far cousin and are very cool. A hassan is a real shotta.
Girl: My new boyfreind is hassan

Girl 2: isnt he a bit gay thoe

Girl:no how dare you say that its just a joke between his freinds he does have masive eyebrows tho
Hassan by Hassanisafunnyguy August 6, 2019
Hassan (name)

Hassan is a wild snake and people who are named Hassan are extreme snakes who constantly like to make sss sounds in class.
1: Yo you see that Hassan kid?
2: Yeah?
1: Yeah he's a snake
Hassan by BigMan122 October 11, 2019
1 the most well known indian pimp in michigan
2 owner of the extravagant cabosine, driven by raoul botswiana
3 a very white, red haired irish girl
hassan sold his beautiful turbans to all the most fashionable pimps
hassan by chantelle May 7, 2005
A guy who abuses his siblings and has bad connection.
Guy 1: Hey Yo What you doing?
Guy 2: Trying to play some Plague but not connecting; boutta backhand my sis
Guy 1: You're such a Hassan
hassan by mr rusin student July 23, 2016
The most and best looking guy you'll find he always has the biggest dick and can fulfill you
Girl 1:Have u seen Hassan.
Girl 2: I heard he has a giant dick.

Girl 1: let me find out.
Hassan by Big Black carrier June 26, 2018
A very nice, meek and accommodating person, who is very sincere and ready to give all.
He is someone I never expected to move it, but I found true Hassan in him.
Hassan by Hasman20 December 17, 2019