haggard queer 

1) a homosexual who is so tired of searching for a gay mate that he gives up and marries a fat chick

-dude, matt is done searching for a gay mate...

-is that why he married that whore from michigan?

-yeah

-he is a haggard queer

haggard queer by belly popper January 9, 2009

Haggard Shit 

When you take such a massive shit you are in disbelief that it came out of you and your anus is in such poor condition that you have to wear sweat pants for a week. You officially took a Haggard Shit

Sorry Boss, I am not gonna be able to make it in today, I took such a Haggard Shit last night that my anus is still bleeding.

Haggard Shit by WootALoot December 14, 2009

haggard anus 

Beyond horrible gas, someone that has a ripe colon. Sometimes can be used to describe horrible shits.

This guy has a haggard anus. (or) This guy has haggard anus.

haggard anus by Glen W. June 22, 2005

haggard ass 

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

haggard ass by Cass. March 26, 2005

Haggard Old Badger 

Derogitory Term used to define young or old person, who has a bitchy/asshole/douche bag/ personality and or attitude towards younger folk, and they are in dire need of getting laid. More often then not they are extremely un-attractive character.

Dude, your mom is such a Haggard Old Badger

Haggard Old Badger by Fandral, Volstagg, Sif October 15, 2011

haggard knumbskulls 

One of the greatest bands to come from the San Pedro/torrance area.

Damn I saw Haggard last night, they were better than AFI! Those fools were so wasted on coke and heroin!!

haggard knumbskulls by dad April 26, 2003

haggard ass bitch 

This Phrase, used by downtown Oakville, Ontario teenagers means simply:
Haggard - Completely wasted. Wasted can describe, being high or drunk.
Ass - A fun word to stick in the middle.
Bitch - Replaces the name of the person who is "Haggard."

Me: (Insert name here)! You haggard ass bitch!
Friend: (says nothing, too wasted to speak) *falls over*

haggard ass bitch by Kai* July 11, 2006