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s.o.m.f.a.i.w.e.m.w.t.y.h 

Short for Sit on my face and I'll eat my way to your heart
He wanna see S.O.M.F.A.I.W.E.M.W.T.Y.H

I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A 

This abbreviation means "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"
Example

Boy 1: Hey Jess, if you're a freak, then you know what I.W.Y.T.F.M.S.H.I.C.W.A
Jess: Yeah, I know what it means. I'm not that innocent. "I Want You To Fuck Me So Hard I Can't Walk Anymore"

L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F. 

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.
Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H. 

person 1: She didn't pay the bill.
person 2: Y.G.T.B.F.M.C.H.

S.M.F.F.R.H 

When someone says something to you, that angers you or you disagree with.
Robert- Hey bro, you never go out with us anymore because you are stuck up your girlfriend's ass.
Daniel- S.M.F.F.R.H. yo, dawg. You just jealous.