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Green Gumballs 

When someone around you is knowingly lying or bullshitting another person.
"Man, yesterday at bifflo, I was on the starter gate, and my KX500 took off backwards into the crowd. I picked her up though, and ran the race in reverse."

OR

"The cashier gave me her phone # last night, I can't wait to get her back to my moms house and finally get some action"

Man, the green gumballs were all over the parts counter today!
Green Gumballs by jessie34 May 19, 2007
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Gumball Rack 

When I was driving home from the bar at 2am, I looked in my rear view mirror and was shocked to see the gumball rack lights. I only had 2 drinks officer! police
Gumball Rack by The Pork Chop November 22, 2010

peanut butter and gumballs 

The best topping combo for Pizza, as seen by Crazy Eyes

Gumballing 

A sexual act where the male inserts his testicle into the females vagina. Can be inserted with the use of the hand or accidentally slipping in
Dude…me and Tammy tried gumballing last. I heard a “pop” but wow…crazy
Gumballing by Jasmine Branch January 15, 2022

gumball color

The color of gümbal£
gumball color by Ytrhjok October 21, 2022

Cape Cod gumball machine

A sex act where a woman masturbates with a live lobster and it lays eggs inside of her vagina. Then, you begin eating her out while simultaneously punching down on her uterus, launching the lobster eggs out of her vagina and into your mouth.
“Man, I’m not feeling too good after Sarah gave me a Cape Cod gumball machine

tijuana gumball

oral sex with a condom. condom left in tijuana hookers mouth.
whilst receiving oral sex by a mexican hooker, i came in side her mouth while wearing a condom, i pulled out leaving the semen filled condom in her mouth, like a chewels.hence the tijuana gumball.very juicy!
tijuana gumball by scotty-d November 28, 2006