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A Groning is a guy who has a huge cock and fucks tons of girls
A Groning is a God
Groning by Groning October 1, 2019
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groading 

Taking the piss (UK version) out of a groad - ie a "fat chick" - in a public forum.
Pep gave Elora a groading in SC2 the other day.

Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.
groading by Pserendipity July 28, 2011

groaning pains 

Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”

“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
groaning pains by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009

Groninger 

A person who thinks they are a true tobacco user but in reality they are not. Otherwise known as a fake dipper.
Hey man look at that Groninger over there. He's totally fake dipping!!!

Groaning 

Groaning is a sound you do either when your yawning maybe and stretching or having sex. Or working out it can be used for alot of things.
Jack: Groans
Alex:Dammn you really wanna get me turned on?..
Jack: huh? Oh, i'm just stretching
Alex:oh!.. Well dammn.. Then i'm just dirty..
Jack:You dumbass.
Alex :well you wanna...
Jack :fu-k no your a dirty guy.
Alex:dammn you really groaned because of that?..
Jack:YES I DID OMG!!!
Alex:okay okay...
Jack:i was just groaning.
Groaning by Reynaroegan November 17, 2021

groaning 

zendaya and i started 69ing and then we went to the kitchen and he slammed me on the sink faucet and i started groaning then the kitchen faucet inside me started making
when i suck dick on weed i groan
groaning is an act of moan from being sexuality aroused
groaning by anonymous December 16, 2022