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For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.
After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.
gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016
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Kissing the Homies Goodnight 

It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies
My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it

Goodnight Irene 

1940's & 50's phrase used to describe an event or situation with a disastrous conclusion. Derived from the song Goodnight Irene first recorded by American blues musician Huddie 'Lead Belly' Ledbetter in 1933
"If the Bronco's don't win this round, then its goodnight Irene to the finals"
Goodnight Irene by Big Kev 83 August 23, 2012

i have no gf goodnight 

A statement implying one has no female partner, goodnight.
I have no gf goodnight.

so long and goodnight

A My Chem reference. If you don't get it, go listen to 'Helena'. If you don't want to, get out. And close the goddamn door.
Friend: Bye
Me: So long and goodnight

goodnighttt 

You know what she wants. She thinks your cute
Goodnighttt !!

goofing around 

two friends who care alot about eachother and have amazing sex. And wanna start spending more time together
Me and Monica are just goofing around