gooning

For males: the act of becoming completely self-absorbed with your penis and masturbation, such that your face and mannerisms takes on the personality of a goon: tongue out, vacant expression, grunting, muttering. Men gooning often prefer hours of edging/erection to actual release/orgasm. An artifact of modern times and plentiful porn.

After smoking a huge bowl, Andy looked forward to the hours of gooning that followed.

gooning by UrbanoTurbano November 25, 2016

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Kissing the Homies Goodnight

It is when you are going to bed, and you forget to kiss your homies good night, and it isn’t gay because they’re your homies

My GF- where were you?
Me- sorry I was kissing the homies goodnight
My gf- isn’t that gay?
Me- no they’re my homies and if you ask me one more time I’ll leave you
My gf- oh ok I get it

Kissing the Homies Goodnight by BigCockDaddy696969696969 November 23, 2020

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Goodnight Irene

1940's & 50's phrase used to describe an event or situation with a disastrous conclusion. Derived from the song Goodnight Irene first recorded by American blues musician Huddie 'Lead Belly' Ledbetter in 1933

"If the Bronco's don't win this round, then its goodnight Irene to the finals"

Goodnight Irene by Big Kev 83 August 23, 2012