gentlemans agreement

An agreement set in place between the gentlemen of the second floor. This agreements calls for no dookage within the east bathroom of said floor.

The gentlemans agreement must be called when the catcher is calling for a duece. This is for the greater good of the second floor.

"Hey Brian, you taking a shit AGAIN"

"If you break the gentlemans agreement again you WILL eat your own shit."

gentlemans agreement by big balls May 6, 2005

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gentlemans charm bracelet

a fashionable, yet somewhat gay fashion accesorie for the sexually ambigous male. Most commonly seen on the wrist of pussy whipped men.

Nelson was so ashamed of his gentlemans charm bracelet, he hid it under a bandage and told everyone he tried offing himself.

gentlemans charm bracelet by Jasonjakejohn February 27, 2011

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Gentlemans vacatio

Dropping a Duce. Taking a dump. Number 2.

please watch my section, I have to take a gentlemans vacation

Gentlemans vacatio by MDK1234 October 14, 2015

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gentlemans mustard

A spicy alternative to the often-used saying "Gentlemans Relish" – meaning semen. Usually when it has been tainted by the consumption of spicy food.

"Sheila, why are you're eyes so red?"
"Oh nothing, it's just our Bruce gave my face a blast of his gentlemans mustard this morning, and I was so enamoured with the way he was pumping his old boy that I forgot to close my eyes before it was too late"

gentlemans mustard by What a Hampton November 29, 2016