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shadow-gasm 

A shadow-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when he jacks off and has a rope-gasm in the shadows of a dark room.
I was jacking off in my room and I saw my shadow having a ropey shadow-gasm!
shadow-gasm by USAF Cadet November 21, 2020

sleep suck-gasm

A sleep suck-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he fucks a guy in the mouth and has a cumgasm while he's asleep.
Matt occasionally has a sleep suck-gasm when he fucks my mouth and has a cumgasm -- I can always tell though, because I have his cum-taste in my mouth afterward!
sleep suck-gasm by USAF Cadet October 20, 2020

smoke-gasm 

A smoke-gasm is the orgasm a guy has when another cadet jacks him off and blows cigar smoke up his ass which gives gives him an awesome smoke-gasm!
Matt bought a panatela and gave me a smoke-gasm last night!
smoke-gasm by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
A soap-gasm is the cumgasm a guy has when he jacks off in the shower to take care of his morning wood using soap-suds for a slick lube.
Sometimes I give myself a soap-gasm when I shower!
soap-gasm by USAF Cadet November 9, 2020

sarcasm-gasm 

when you make a sarcastic comment so hilariously poignant that you cant help but burst out in delight at the awesomeness of it
"Well, the first award I won, is because of my incredible smartness, and the second...."

"Hey!"

"Yeah?"

"Is your arm tired?...Because you've been patting yourself on the back for the last few hours......SARCASM-GASM!"

Anti-shit-gasm 

When you think you need to take a dump, go and sit on the toilet for minutes, nothing comes out, so you stand up and leave feeling somewhat unaccomplished and awkward.
Geoff: Dude I just took a 3 minute sitter
Bill: I know how you feel, I had an Anti-shit-gasm myself this morning
Geoff: Did you flush? I never know whether to flush
Anti-shit-gasm by cardi3 October 16, 2010