technologically fucktarded 

A person who is so disadvantaged in the field of technology that they would be referred to as retarded if it didn't offend the mentally handicapped.

i am so technologically fucktarded that i can't even submit my fucking definition properly.

technologically fucktarded by Copycat Ripoff July 19, 2018

mentally fucktarded 

basically a beyond mentally retarded person

Don: yo whats up with Mikal
Yin: yeah he got hit in the head really hard that he became mentally fucktarded
Don: damn
Yin: yeah

Mikal: usdfhdwhffdhfohbvbebvibviebvibeivbviebffvhke

mentally fucktarded by 69hahahafunny September 1, 2022

Socially fucktarded 

Someone who people forget are in the conversation because they don't talk, then when they do it usually comes off as gay or weird. They live extremely dull lives because of the hatred to trying new things and hanging out with people.

They are usually extremely pale due to the lack of interaction with civilization and have been friend zoned by every love interest ever (if the socially fucktarded has talked to one).

1. Dude Jared is so socially fucktarded, I tried talking to him the other day, and he just responded with different fruit.

2. Dude Houston is such a social fucktard, I havn't seen him outside in 2 months.

Socially fucktarded by Heisenbergg January 1, 2012

fucktahedron 

A multifaceted problem with which all sides are intractably complicated.

This ongoing Israel-Palestine conflict is a real fucktahedron.

fucktahedron by CdnKidsMD May 22, 2021

fucktard jesus 

A person who is so idiotic they are the lord and savior of fucktards which are people who are fucking retarts.

Michel is a fucktard Jesus.

Dan is the fucktard Jesus of the office.

fucktard jesus by Vocal coyote October 16, 2017

Fucktardashian

Any Fucktard that clicks on a Kardashian link or watches their reality based tv shows.

"You fucktardashian,how do you know what Kim and Kloe wore yesterday?"

Fucktardashian by s4l2i0m November 3, 2011

Team-Killing Fucktard 

A Team-Killing Fucktard is commonly encountered in online team-based games, such as Halo (where the term originted).

Normally they are Noobs or Newbs, or just Fucktards in general.

Team-Killing Fucktard can be abbreviated to TKFT. Plural version of the noun is TKFTs. It can also be used as an adjective to describe someone who has killed a team member. There are two definitions of such team-killers,
True Team-Killing Fucktards (TTKFT) and Enraged Team-Killing Fucktards, also known as RageQuit TKFTs (RTKFT or RQTKFT)

Origin:
The origin of the Team-Killing Fucktard originated from popular Halo webseries, Red Vs Blue (RVB) it can also be said that the first recognized TKFT is Caboose from the series, for killing team-captain Church with a tank in the first season. Caboose may not be the first TKFT, but the famous incident has sparked awareness of the dangers that TKFTs present to the online-gaming community and beyond.

You shot Church, you Team-Killing Fucktard!

Team-Killing Fucktard by Super-Ultimate-Ownage-Penguin September 11, 2011