born to shit, forced to wipe

real pain.

everybody likes to poo, nobody likes to wipe.

lady 1) im in pain.
lady 2) why?
lady 1) born to shit, forced to wipe *cries*.

by borntoshitforcedtowipe August 10, 2020

Forbidden Riff

Stairway to Heaven- Led Zeppelin

Never play the forbidden riff or you will perish to the guitar centre employees.

by Ryhoth March 14, 2020

Forbidden Leggings

When a woman’s leggings particularly highlight her large behind- especially the crack

Boy 1: damn look at her ass
Boy 2: yeah man she’s wearing some forbidden leggings

by ForeverTalkingFacts January 21, 2023

True Forced Loneliness

A group of people (mainly guys/men) who are unable to attract women and are unsuccessful in the dating scene. They realize that when it comes to dating, it is primarily about looks, and they criticize dating specialists for lying to vulnerable people about how to attract women.

There are many misconceptions about these people such as them hating women, feeling that they are entitled to a woman's affection or that a woman should never reject them. Most TFLers actually believe the contrary and point out the fact that the world just isn't fair and it's not someone's fault if they are unattractive.

Common members of this community on YouTube consist of: Heed and Succeed, Oreo Man/Savvy guy, KentTV, Blaze1, and Jamil the King

"Has Steve never had a girlfriend?"
"Nah bro, he's a TFLer"

"What does TFL stand for?"
"True Forced Loneliness"

by Uncool dude December 16, 2018

Dancing is Forbidden

What you say to someone when they ask you "This is a good beat. Why aren't you dancin'?"

Meatwad: This is a good beat, why aren't you dancin'?

Master Shake: Dancing is forbidden!

by SecondChild April 10, 2008

forced family fun

The desperate pressure of both hope and expectation inherent in the well-meaning, but ultimately defeated, coordination of family events, vacations and other group interactions; in the end, destined to be undone by the predictable actions of the family members themselves.

We're going to Disney World again, land of sweet, sweet family bonding and fountain of pleasant memories; this time it's gonna be great! Not forced family fun like last time, when grandpa got arrested for groping Cinderella, brother got busted for getting high with a couple of under-age dwarfs, sister lost her virginity on magic mountain and momma got drunk and puked on Tinkerbell during the live parade...

by YAWA July 2, 2017

forberism

The statement of a computer geek that has absolutely no experience or knowledge of the subject matter, only internet search engine information.

Dude "ballet dancers are trained on eggshells!"
Chick "dude wtf are you talking about, you've never seen a ballet dancer training, that's such a classic forberism!"

by Walterism September 20, 2020