(Ri-ser fli
bi) An action undertaken by a
person fitting any or all of the genuinely accepted criteria of a "
ricer" in which he or she accelerates a
slow and underpowered motor vehicle, which is usually adorned with large spoilers, bright
paint colors/graphics and neon lights, past another vehicle which is known or thought to be faster or more powerful with the intention of overtaking said vehicle at as high a speed differentiation as possible.
The act is typically used in lieu of a genuine speeding contest in which the "
ricer" does not perceive any chance of succeeding and instead uses the action as a fabricated victory. The second vehicle is typically piloted by a driver who is unaware of any automotive competition beforehand, is likely driving in high-
gear at low RPM and may or
may not be adjusting the vehicle's stereo and/or scratching their genitals at the time.
The actual act of acceleration is usually very brief and surprisingly unimpressive and is usually accompanied by a very loud and irritating buzzing noise from the exhaust and/or the activation of the "
ricer's" 4-way hazard indicators, which are used to communicate the bitch-slapping to the second vehicle.
Did he just do a
ricer flyby??
In most cases, the "
ricer" will later engage in spontaneous and excessive masturbation while vividly recalling his actions at which time the second driver will typically be having sexual intercourse with the "
ricer's" girlfriend, wife, sister, daughter, mother or any combination of the above.