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Floppy snail 

Someone who has a small ugly penis that is unable get erect.
Person 1: ... And they had a floppy snail.
Person 2: I'm so sorry.
Person 1: Damn snail flops.
Floppy snail by Eneunoic September 24, 2021

Floppy Style 

I was smacking her floppy style last night, didn't even get hard before I came.

FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE 

WHEN YO ASS SO DESPERATE FOR GOOD GRADES YOU GOTTA GET THAT FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE DEAL FROM YO TEACHER.
STUDENT: IM LOW ON FUGGIN GRADEEES
TEACHER: GIVE ME THE FLIPPY FLOPPY SLOPPY TOPPY PURPLE SLURPLE GERBIL NURPLE TREATMENT, MY LIL WHORE

floppy dick syndrome

Floppy dick syndrome is an occurance where by a man who has a rather large penise wears athletic jogging pants or shorts but does not wear supportive under garments which causes his penis and testicles to becom free and floppy as he walks. Causing the appearance of a floppy dicke
Large genital/floppy dick syndrome men at gyms and jogging... Ewwww that guy must have floppy dick syndrome...

floppy nostril syndrom 

When a woman give her man sass and puts his dick up her nose
If you sass me one more time I'll give you floppy nostril syndrome

Mr Happy's Flappy Garage 

An expression used to describe a vagina.
Lianne: Are you pulling into Mr happy's flappy garage tonight? Fuels on me ;)

James: Yes.