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Fidget spinner 

The dumbest fad to ever catch on with retarded teens. Playing with these will fidgetize you.
"I need my fidget spinner to have friends"
Fidget spinner by kevo02 May 13, 2017

fidget nigger 

A fidget nigger is the type of fool who done found where the white women at and gets tossed like a damn salad before living the rest of his days as an Alabama wind chime
Who wants to make a fidget nigger?

fidget porn 

The act of employing a fidget spinner during a sexual performance.

Fidget porn has become increasingly popular as interest in these devices has continued to rise.
Hey bro, you mind if I go beat off to some fidget porn?

Fidget porn is way better than midget porn dude!

fidget spinner midget porn
fidget porn by ImYaBoi July 2, 2017

Fidget Spinner 

A stupid toy for Autism that is now used by a bunch of dumb teens worldwide.
"This fool came to school with a fidget spinner like he's Autistic or something."

Fidget Spinner 

a device made with originally good intentions made into a cringey trend angsty 12 year olds follow to conduct faggotry
"Haiiiii!!!!!1111!! do you guys like my light up seizure inducing chrome metal hugely overpriced unnecessary fidget spinner!??!!!?"

Fidget spinner 

Synonymous with stupid, retarded, dumb, or autistic. Can be used in multiple forms.
Ex: If you can't graduate high school, you're a fidget spinner.

Ex: "Come back here with my bike you fidget spinning pile of shit"
Fidget spinner by no thot May 9, 2017