The Floating Ponce. His presence is often found navigating it's way around the Bede College social area. Habits include walking too and from the Klix machine without purchasing coffee, circum-navigating the central table (otherwise known as 'table de sick cunt') and floating around the social area's computer section. His hovering is a source of distraction but mainly acts as a source of nausea, adding to the general sickness felt upon sitting in the Social Area. He's valued at £8.00.
"Oh shit it's the FP"
"Stop floating - fucking FP - sick cunt"
"You've been attacked by the social! FP, Matrix, No Fear etc."
"Stop floating - fucking FP - sick cunt"
"You've been attacked by the social! FP, Matrix, No Fear etc."
FP by 'Orrible Man December 13, 2008
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