J.R. Ewing 

The greatest television villian of all time. J.R. was the money-hungry/power-hungry son of an oiler on the popular series "Dallas" who troubled others, including his brothers and wife, on a daily basis with his evil and selfish intentions. J.R. was deceptive, tactful, and humorous though hated by most of the characters on the show. He drove away his brother Gary, threatened to kill Gary's wife Valeen if she ever returned to Dallas, competed and sabotaged brother Bobby's marriage and place in the business, and of course destroyed his wife Sue Ellen's life...not to mention the lives of many others.

J.R. was such a selfish bastard but we loved to hate him.

J.R. Ewing by Bo Ewing August 25, 2005

Izzy ewing 

Super duper kinkayyy.
She also loves to diperooney for a scooter snack

Did I see her leave yesterday...
She’s a real izzy ewing

Izzy ewing by Jëzüs June 7, 2020

Eling

Eling is a very smart, and beautiful girl! You can always depend on her, she'll never let you down! Whenever your feeling down, she'll cheer you back up! When you need her, she'll always be by your side no matter what! She makes friends easily and loves her besties! She has tons of friends. If you have an Eling, keep her!

Wow is that Eling?! She's beautiful

Eling by Beau.bae February 28, 2017

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher 

This is a sexual act. It is when you cover your penis in honey and lay it on a fire ant hill. After achieving erection because of fire ant bites, you fuck a watermelon, thus, extinguishing the fire.

"Quick, pass me the watermelon, I'm super hard and it burns. 'Here comes the Nigerian Fire Extinguisher'"

Nigerian Fire Extinguisher by Ike Wit October 1, 2015

chinese fire extinguisher 

The act of taking a shit in a women's face, setting it on fire, then ejaculating on it to extinguish the flame.

Nick would have died if he didn't give himself a Chinese fire extinguisher.

chinese fire extinguisher by Rustypecker7 June 9, 2014

Ewing 

A complete beast and basically the definition of Swag.

"Did you see that guy he had so much swag"
"Dude that's a Ewing if I've ever seen one"

Ewing by Greenbassist August 20, 2012

Ewing 

a suburb of Trenton, located in West central New Jersey. Once the site of a huge general motors plant and naval air plant, as well as the current home to the college of NJ and Trenton Mercer Airport. The town is named after Charles Ewing, and began as a farming town as well as the home of quarries off of Wilburtha road near West Trenton. Ewing is interesting in that it has a very broad mix of residents; in the high school their is no majority race. It has a bad rap compared to other towns like Hopewell or Hamilton, but it has nice sections too.

wanna go to a college party in Ewing tonight? I hear they got fresh bitches wylin out!

Ewing by impoip88 April 10, 2011