Eating a Sandwich

The How I Met Your Mother euphimism for smoking weed, used to censor the act so that Ted can safely tell his kids.

But why he'll skirt the pot issue with them but have no problem describing his threesome is beyond me.

"So there we were, eating a sandwich. The biggest sandwich we had ever eaten."

Eating a Sandwich by SaracottaPie April 1, 2010

eating baked beans while watching cars two 

This occurs when you are at a movie theater and are peacfully watching cars two eating baked beans you smuggled in to the theater. Then you are clumsy as fuck and spill the beans all over your fucking lap giving you third degree burns. Then, to add salt to the wound, a black teenager yells, "This nigga eating beans."

"Hey why did you take so much time off work?"
"Oh, I was eating baked beans while watching cars two and spilled them on my lap and got third degree burns, i knew i shouldn't have put them in the oven."

eating baked beans while watching cars two by sydthescyncekyd August 22, 2019

ass eating season

Known as “ass eating season”, late autumn and winter are considered the perfect time to eat some juicy ass.

I told my boyfriend he has to wait until ass eating season to get a slice of this ass.

ass eating season by duckytub October 24, 2017

sexy eating

Eating food (usualy, but not necessarily, fruit) in a manner mimicking fellatio.

A form of foreplay.

Dude: Damn gurl, you KNOW how your sexy eating turns me on all the way up. mmmMM!

sexy eating by squishee89 March 13, 2010

butter biscuit eating 

To be subservient to whites. To exhibit behavior that diminishes self worth to gain the favor of white people.

When John's white friends complain about the unruly urban teens at the mall, he also adds similar comments and grins in agreement like some "butter biscuit eating" plantation slave.

butter biscuit eating by Winston22 June 27, 2016

Sport Eating 

Sport Eating-Eating something incredibly tasty to the point where you are totally full and you continue to eat several more bites simply for the pleasurable taste or the sport of it.

This chocolate cake is sooo damn good that Im now on my third piece. I am officially sport eating.

Sport Eating by Whit Whew May 9, 2009

rolf harris eating a banana 

pornography that includes a close up of a hairy vagina with a dick in it, looking like bearded aussie tv presenter rolf harris eating a banana

'god i saw this really old porn and it looked like rolf harris eating a banana'

rolf harris eating a banana by tommy stevenson September 23, 2009