When you go to get a cup of coffee and it is the bottom of the pot, then you have to make a new pot and wait for it to be brewed.
Watch this, that pot of coffee is almost out, that guy is going to get Duffered. "Fuck man, I just need a cup of coffee, now I have to make a damn pot, you guys suck!"
When hooking up, wearing a condom under the boxers and pulling the pitched tent out of the unzipped fly of the pants to penetrate the female from behind with 2 layers of protection (condom and boxers).
When a man is so hammered drunk that he can't maintain a erection, so he throws his half flaccid hog into the bitches snatch like a duffel bag in the trunk of a car.
Mason: So how did things go with Kerry the other night?
Joe: Well I was shitfaced and she wanted to fuck, so I was Duffelbagging her for about 10 minutes then I fell asleep
Mason: Did she call back today?
Joe: No....
Female equivalent of beating up. Not so violent and involves a lot of pushing and the occasional pinch. From the series "Confessions of [Georgia Nicholson]".