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Trust Me, I know what I'm doing 

A phrase often usd by people who don't really know what they're doing.

This catch phrase was often used by the 80's TV cop Sledge Hammer right before he does something that results in some sort of catastrophic event or disaster.
Captain Trunk: Sledge, you cannot disarm that nuclear bomb!

Sledge Hammer: Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

(A nuclear explosion ensues thus ending the season finale of Sledge Hammer)

Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker 

A man who cannot tie his shoes.
Disingenuous Dense Mother Fucker: a man who can not tie his shoes and can fail you a speed-run.

dutch doging it 

when a unfit male and female decide to have doggystyle and get tired so they resort to doing a dutch oven and the male effectively ejacluates as a result of this
dude i got to hit the gym i was dutch doging it last night
dutch doging it by tabwasere September 18, 2012

I can tell you are doing it 

I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong.

This is a humorous way to point out bad problem solving methods.
I don't know what you are doing, but I can tell you are doing it wrong!

dogingdom 

A word used to bait other retards, made by retards. Can be used for almost anything, prompting the question from others who are not in on it, "What is dogingdom?" This then leads to ridiculing the person who does not know what dogingdom is.
Anyone down for dogingdom?

Did you really just do that? What a dogingdom moment.

This truly is a dogingdom moment.
dogingdom by Dogingdom February 16, 2021

Doing-a-Fairclough 

Someone who attempts to avoid his online gaming friends by "appearing offline" whilst actually playing online to then unfortunately be pitched against them in a worldwide lobby.
I thought Pete was online tonight, but he's either still at work or he's Doing-a-Fairclough
Doing-a-Fairclough by mattlumb November 13, 2010