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Where the individual tributaries of the Ass, Pussy, and F.U.P.A all flow into the grand crevice at the bottom. That crevice in the environment given is known as the "DOOGIE'. You know you've found the east indies whenever you crack one of them bad dawgz open, and there's 2 holes that look and smell identical.
-As Fred Durst said, "I did it all for the DOOGIE".

-Doogie Houser M.D.

-Gov't Mule - "Bad Little Doogie"

Since "rappers" aren't known for good grammer, intelligence, or even the ability to spell, they accidently spelled "Dougie" III instead of "Doogie"
Doogie by anonymous December 2, 2024
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doogie howser 

Coined from the 80's TV Show of the same name, a "Doogie Howser" is some kid with a genius level IQ. They generally excel in all academics, and are smarter than their peers.
Phil: Hey Steve, it's Friday night! You wanna party?
Steve: No, I need to stay in and peruse my studies. I have that Calculus exam in a week, and I need to prepare myself.
Phil: Okay Doogie Howser...have fun nerding it up!
doogie howser by ed rogers March 23, 2005

Doogie Howser 

1. Character portrayed by Neil Patrick Harris “Doogie Howser M.D.” from 1989 – 1993.
2. Someone who resembles this same character who is a total nerd.
Jerry: "Look at the way Fredrick parked his whip!"
James: "Who?"
Jerry: "You know, Doogie Howser!"
James: "Oh, Doogie, what an Ass Muncher!"
Jerry: "Yea he's a total Root Hugger!"
Doogie Howser by Lick D. Nutz November 11, 2006

doogie chowser 

Slang for chew, chaw, dip, dig, digggle. Originated in the Seattle area and then spread like a forest fire across the country.
Commonly used by boozers. The most popular Doogie Chowser is the 49 cent grizzly.
"Hey man, I freaking hate losing at baseball, gimme a doogie chowser to ease my anxiety.
doogie chowser by Cloverland November 21, 2004

Doogie Howser 

To turn off the monitor on your computer when someone enters the room, like NPH did on his show.
"Did you just Doogie Howser your screen?"
"Yeah, I don't want you to look at my porn."
Doogie Howser by Dr. Armadillo April 6, 2010

doogie ball 

A term used to describe a nasty breaking ball thrown by a pitcher in an attempt to strike out the batter
Coach: "hey garrett, you've got two strikes, keep an eye out for that doogie ball"
doogie ball by Tha_Doogie_Man21 February 5, 2010

Doogie Mole 

He thought his doogie mole had gone for good but against all odds, it returned.
Doogie Mole by Molebuster93 February 28, 2021