Leonardo DiCaprio

The sexiest man alive, AKA Chiara Focardi's soon-to-be husband.

Leonardo DiCaprio can rock a cowboy outfit, a suit of armor, and being butt naked. Can you?

Leonardo DiCaprio by MrsDiCaprio December 8, 2010

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio 

The haredest contest between actors ever...in the history of the world!
Both are extremely hot, both are talented, and both are married to me.

Me: Hey who do you think is hotter Johnny Depp or Leonardo DiCaprio?

Friend:So it's like a Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio?

Me: Yup

Friend: Dude...I have no idea! It's so hard to choose!

Me: I know right!

Johnny Depp vs Leonardo DiCaprio by Otter Girl April 24, 2010

Leonardo DiCaprio effect 

The Leonardo DiCaprio effect is the process of when a woman ages past the prime age of 25. They are no longer worthy and must be dropped for a new younger woman between the ages of 18-24.

Friend: Hey bro how’s everything with your girl.

Me: not so good man it’s the Leonardo DiCaprio effect.

Friend: oh shit she’s already 25 you better drop that hoe for a new one.

Leonardo DiCaprio effect by Sheamus O’hara September 20, 2022

Leonardo Dicaprio

Getting head while standing on the upper decks of a cruise ship at the front of the ship, while standing on your toes and shouting "I'm the king of the world!" It is meant to mimic the scene from the film the Titanic. Deed must be photographed by a fellow passenger for true bragging credit.

"Dude, check out this pic where this chick was giving me a Leonardo Dicaprio!?

Leonardo Dicaprio by Billy Broom December 17, 2012

leonardo dicaprio

the butt of the longest no oscar prank ever

leonardo dicaprio baby still doesnt have an oscar

leonardo dicaprio by plasticscissors March 12, 2014

Leonardo DiCaprio

The most beautiful, perfect, insanely sexy amazing man. Has always been beautiful and an amazing actor. He is a lady’s man and girls have been hitting on him since day one. He is so amazing and hot.

Oh my god he’s an artist, ugh he’s like Leonardo DiCaprio in titanic.

Leonardo DiCaprio by Leo4ever123 March 1, 2019

DiCaprism 

Taking the piss out of Leonardo DiCaprio or any other Actor that hasn't won an Oscar.

~ OMG as if He hasn't won an Oscar! He must be a Shit Actor!!
~ Hey dude don't say that! its DiCaprism!

DiCaprism by you-don't-need-to-know December 6, 2014