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friend definer 

A dick who cannot follow rules and has too make editors lives even worse by constantly sending definitions about themselves or others they know.
A: I'm going to edit on Urban Dictionary.
B: Ok hope you don't run into any friend definers.
friend definer by UrbanGamer February 9, 2010
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A Carmen Sandiego (2019) character.

Someone who is whole-heartedly obsessed with chasing and capturing something or someone, especially when it's been out of their grasp the entire time. A stubborn and determined bitch.
He's barely passing class with a low C, but he swears he'll have an A by the end of the week; he's a total Devineaux.
Devineaux by theteenagesandwitch February 24, 2019

Devindra 

THe most hottest guy youll ever meet! The sexiest and the most lovable Dude. That most likely, probably, certainly, has the longest, juciest, phattest cock on this planet. Every girl wants to be with him even if they are lesbians. Guys would turn gay just to see his face. Some legends say that his smile is the cure for cancer. His clothes are made from 1000% sheep, camel hump. This guy is amazingly cool. His breath is so fresh that he can freeze a lake just by spitting on it.
Did you see that guys third leg? Oh no wait it's just Devindra.
Devindra by Pedobear123456789 March 20, 2013

david devine 

Someone who's a fucking vape god. The one thing he does better than blowing fat o's is making dope ass youtube videos. this guy usually gets all the pussy he wants and more. He also has a very cute butt.
dude that Adam Sandler guy was pretty cool, almost as cool as David Devine
david devine by nonnapasta February 23, 2018

urban dictionary definer 

Lonely nerds who tend to read real dictionaries for fun. Use urban dictionary to slag off their roommates/lab partners/their only friend, e.g. "John - definition: a big gay faggot who smells like cottage cheese"
The lucky ones will be part of a pack of two or three irrelevant cock munchers, surfing urban dictionary in their spare time, making up shyte phrases, e.g. "shralp", "a3 ayri" and "battlebot".
The urban dictionary definer sits on a bench on his own, wearing a sweater vest and eating peanut butter from the tub with his finger. Often carries a laptop around just in case a new phrase like "kkthnx" pops into mind. He is the prey of many predators including jocks, cheerleaders, dead plants and rocks.

"Hey sniperdude 321223 im urban dictionary defining at the moment, ill play halo with you later though"
"ok no worries. speak to you soon halospartan 25924495"

"hey look its an urban dictionary definer..."
"how can you tell?"
"he is shit at life."

Devine eye 

Penis or male member
as soon as she came in the crib she jumped on the devine eye
Devine eye by shallaj January 19, 2009