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cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

cross eyed crippler 

When you cum so hard that your eyes cross, your legs shake, and you become temporarily crippled.
That girl was so good she gave me a cross eyed crippler.

Slipped me a crippler 

To get passed duff information that causes severe embarrassment.
Sorry mate I thought you were gay. Steve really slipped me a crippler there.
Slipped me a crippler by Ralph King February 20, 2009

Slip Him A Crippler

The artform of sneaking up behind someone, pulling the back of his pants over his head whilst raising your knee up between his leg rapidly.
Stealth wedgy cripple slipper!
Slip him a crippler & watch from a distance!
Slip Him A Crippler by Squapstars October 17, 2011

the crippler

two in the pink, one in the stink.
after fingering her for a half hour, I ASSumed her leather donut was ready for for some frosting, so i prepared the pastry with the crippler.
the crippler by zimdaddy August 16, 2003

The Crippler Cross-Bo

The signature finishing move of Rochie aka Bo Rochie.

This move has been known to be used after his victims are adequately incapacitated by the constraints of alcoholic beverages.
Oh my god King, he's goina do it, its The Crippler Cross-Bo