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Cosby Cereal 

You need these things: 1. Your choice of your favorite Powerade or Gatorade. (Or Four Loko if you're feeling like a hard ass. WARNING: this will probably kill you should you decide to use Four Loko. I'm Sooper srs. Don't do it.). 2. Any type of gummy snack. Whether it be gummy bears or Gushers or gummy worms, etc. 3. Any flavor of Skittles (yes they have to be Skittles. Any Skittles will do but they have to be Skittles).

Then you mix these contents in a bowl and consume them. Then proceed to watch the world around you slow down to a point where you think you are the fastest man alive and proceed to run around the world. When in reality you are having the worst/best (depending on how you look at things) sugar rush in the world and fell into a diabetic coma. There is also the rare occasion that all the questions in the universe will become answered upon consumption, causing you to become insane.

Then you wake up four hours later wondering why your legs are gone.

It's called Cosby Cereal because of the mesh of bright and colorful items used to make this cereal. Much like the sweaters Bill Cosby from The Cosby Show.
Cosby Cereal is the extreme version of fruit loops. EXTREME.
Cosby Cereal by Jak_Smiley December 29, 2013
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Cosby Treatment 

1. Slipping GHB or any barbiturates into someone else's drink, in homage to the Bill Cosby rape allegations
2. Knocking someone out by any means
1. I hit her with the Cosby treatment at the bar last night
2. I gave him the cosby treatment after he tried to roast me in front of my squad

Cosby Girl

a woman who is so bad in bed, she would be more fun unconscious
Tom: How was your date last night, dude? Dave: Pretty bad, if she passed out it would have been better. Tom: Oh, so she's a Cosby Girl.
Cosby Girl by mcmaniac January 12, 2015

Cosby drunk 

When someone who is neither Bill Cosby's age or race becomes so drunk that they sound like him.
After having half a bottle of whiskey and 3 shots of Petron Dave was Cosby drunk.

Dave: Lemmmmmeeeee a tell uuuuuuuu abowt mai sun Ennis heez a goooood boy and I like da jellooooh pooooding.

Gary: Damn man you're Cosby drunk!
Cosby drunk by NurseLaura February 7, 2010

Cosby Cocktail 

An alcohol beverage prepared with the intent of sexually/physically stimulating the person you intend to take home. The purpose of this beverage is to increase/guarantee one’s chance of successful intercorse. The beverage may contain a substance to enhance or/and cancel the memory of sexual interaction.
I think someone gave me a Cosby cocktail last night because pissing like I had sex all night!
Cosby Cocktail by Imthejoker December 4, 2018

cosby in a can 

Damn diesel won't start gotta give it some Cosby in a can to fire it up

Cosby Coutoure 

An indie style characterized by wearing tacky and blindingly multicolored sweaters (often from Goodwill or another thrift store), khakis, velvet sweatpants, etc. The goal is to imitate the look of the Huxtable family on the Bill Cosby Show. The tacky sweater is key.
Dude 1: Dang, look at that guy in the green, blue, orange, mauve, vermillion, and chartruese wool sweater.

Dude 2: Is that Coogi?

Dude 1: No man, it's Cosby Coutoure.
Cosby Coutoure by danger dave 111 February 18, 2009