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Correctile Disfunction 

A nervous system disorder involving the inability to prevent oneself from interrupting conversations they’re not a part of in an attempt to offer corrections on the subject at hand, but fail to provide anything of value because they actually know nothing of the subject.
Hey, don’t listen to them, Jordan. They don’t know anything about Rocket Science. I think they have correctile disfunction.

Sad By Correcting 

You correct someone in a video game/text chat when you already know what it meant so it adds unnecessary dialogue to the conversation.
me: I hate rgaves players
them: graves* fking stupid
me: you're sad by correcting me
Sad By Correcting by brandonplayz February 18, 2021

political correctness

Being politically correct means always having to say your sorry.
Sensitivity training, or any of the other thousands of idiotic liberal concepts.

Casual Collective 

A gaming site which was awesome until the developers left for Facebook riches.
Guy 1: Dude have you been on the Casual Collective lately?
Guy 2: No man that site died years ago.

political correctness

-collective stupidity
-when you practice this you are practicing and participating in some unkown collective religion
political correctness by Nada January 2, 2006

correctify 

A portmanteau of correct and rectify.

To correctify something means to obsessively nitpick over details which in the pointy-headed purist's mind are so torturously annoying that he can't help but speak up about it. The significance of such details, however, is pure truthiness.

A behavior commonly associated with period nazis in the SCA and other medieval-recreation societies and LARPs.
Madus as they are used in the Amtgard LARP are hardly recognizable as "actual" madus, yet you'll often see players correctifying each other about what "real" madus should look like.
correctify by MatthiasFW April 22, 2008