criedmyselftosleepl0l 

The hottest and best person on the internet. Anyone is lucky to be mutuals with them bc they are sexy and awesome and hot and funny and cool.

Hey are you mutuals with criedmyselftosleepl0l?

Yeah they’re the sexiest hottest funniest awesomest person on the internet!!

criedmyselftosleepl0l by Grusbabe;) July 16, 2021

ja'cored 

A nigga that doesn't have enough money for a pop tart and is always askin for a dollar

Or a wanna be rapper

Also a no tape havin as nigga

I dont have any money to day im ja'cored

ja'cored by ja'cored November 23, 2014

The Boy Who Cried Photoshop 

This person denounces everything out of the ordinary as being photo shopped. To them, nothing is real and everything is fake. They're the type of person who believe the moon landing was faked.

Dude 1: "Hey man, I saw you got the shit kicked out of you by Chad at the frat party yesterday."
Dude 2: "Proof?"
Dude 1: *Shows picture of dude 2 laying on the floor and getting stomped on by Chad*
Dude 2: "That's photoshop! That never happened!"
Dude1: "Suuuuure it was dude, seems like you're full of ilos to me... You know that story about the boy who cried wolf? You're the boy who cried photoshop!"

The Boy Who Cried Photoshop by NoYouMan May 10, 2017

little boy who cried wolf 

a person who manufactures the truth (donald trump ??)

a children's fable about same, a constant LIAR !!

the police finally caged bubba up for being the little boy who cried wolf

he was the little boy who cried wolf, people finally got tired of that shit !!

little boy who cried wolf by michael foolsley March 7, 2022

boy who cried rizz 

Someone who is so good at picking up girls , has an enormous amount rizz , power level 9999 of rizz power , a degree in quantum rizzics

Joe : yo chad look at that hot gril over there
Chad : Ima go use my powerful rizz powers to get in bed with her!
Girl : *shocked from the all powerful rizz powers of Chad*
Joe : Bro your the boy who cried rizz !

boy who cried rizz by RizzlerHD February 4, 2023

corked 

A wine that is flawed due to a damaged or broken cork, thus failing to preserve the wine over time.

A proper phrase to say when indicating that a wine is defected would be "pardon me, I do believe this wine is flawed". However, a slang phrase of a similar meaning would be "yo, this shit is corked!"

corked by Luis246 October 12, 2005

Corriedoo 

(n.)
The crucial moment of false recognition in a long passageway encounter. Though both people are perfectly well aware that the other is approaching, they must eventually pretend sudden recognition. They now look up with a glassy smile, as if having spotted each other for the first time, (and are particularly delighted to have done so), shouting out 'Haaaaalllllloooo!' as if to say 'Good grief!! You!! Here!! Of all people! Well I never. Coo Stap me vitals,' etcetera.

Corriedoo by Nick March 28, 2003