The collisium 

A game invented by the romans long ago. Taking the insides of the pumpkin out ,and then drilling two holes opposite from eachother ,and inserting oneself and the competitors penis to have an ultimate sword fight. Usually played around halloween.

Yo bro, lets play the collisium i'm bored.

Nah my penis is still sore from the last time you clobbered me.

The collisium by ElongD November 20, 2016

buttcrack coolidge 

Noun - a person who exposes their buttcrack in public, likes to steal stuff off porches to support their crack and meth habits, a does it in a cool climate during the cold months.

Verb - The talented act of inserting crystal meth into your buttcrack to make it cold.

Noun - That hater Carol was such a buttcrack Coolidge for stealing my Christmas decorations.

Verb - Give that ice a buttcrack Coolidge so the haters can get a fresh tasting jail burrito.

buttcrack coolidge by Grand Firctionary March 30, 2017

Misha Collins 

1. The Sun
2. Plays the angel "Castiel"on Supernatural
3. Half of Cockles

Misha Collins:*walks in the room*
Misha minion: The sun has entered the building

Misha Collins by Potteratthedisco July 31, 2016

Joan Collins special 

n. The act of cheating, duping, or screwing someone.

Homer Simpson: "The Phone Company is bamboozling us!"

Moe : "Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!"

Joan Collins special by Foreverzero3 January 30, 2006

Worlds Collide Theory

A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.

"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza

Worlds Collide Theory by Elmer January 22, 2005

Collin Brientnall 

The hottest man alive. Comedy from the gods. The only reason to have tiktok. King.

Friend 1: Who is Collinb963?

Friend 2: Duh! He is the king of tiktok Collin Brientnall

Collin Brientnall by collinstoe May 31, 2020

Jack Coolidge

Jack Coolidge Is A Very Obese Kid Who Abuses His Mom For Money And Pisses In Bottles And Shits Himself And Is More Fake Then Nikki Minajs Body

Becky:Omg Did You See Jack Coolidge He's So Obese And Ugly

Josephine:Omg I did He Needs To Lose Mad Weight And Not Abuse His Mom And Piss In Bottles

Jack Coolidge by DixFlopping August 22, 2020