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The act of turning shards into clouds, or smoking crystal.
That hood rat clouded my whole sack. At least she blew me and did the dishes.
Clouded by MaXPuFZ December 24, 2016

cooter-clouded judgement

(noun) When females let their horny-ness get the better of their judgement.
After a night out drinking with her friends, her cooter-clouded judgement took over and she drunk-texted her ex to come over for breakup sex.

She confessed her lust to a friend via drunken email. She allowed her cooter-clouded judgement to take over.

Clouding 

A form of vaporn where one takes a well timed exhalation selfie from an electronic cigarette with the purpose of covering only the face with a dense cloud.
"Check out the sweet clouding pic I just took with a single coil 0.4 ohm Immortalizer and brass Nemesis, vaping on 63's Boston Massacre. #clouding #vaporn #tootlyfe"
Clouding by VapeDaddy February 4, 2014

Cloudism 

A new religion focusing on the existance of clouds as a living and breathing creature. The main filosophy in cloudism are gingers not having souls and clouds being the solemnly leaders of the world.

The religion started on the boards of "Religion & Spirituality" on Yahoo! Answers.
Tom: Hey Jim, see that cloud up there?

Jim: Yeah?

Tom: I'm a member of the Union of Cloudism, I believe in those as my leaders.
Cloudism by Smelly bullcrap January 27, 2011
a dumbass

someone who has incompetent

(cloo-d) (clue-d)
you’re acting like such a fucking cloude
cloude by pusspuss69420 August 2, 2020

CloudiestStatue 

CloudiestStatue is a username that only a real Chad has

CloudiestStatue has the biggest penis in the world with all the gals at his door

He is very kind and is sometimes competitive but not very much

CloudiestStatue doesn't have much friends because he doesn't accept fake friends!

Has a very attractive gal named Emily that is his best friend and always talk with him
V: CloudiestStatue is a very good guy that is very kind

C: no wait! Is it that CloudiestStatue?