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Chunch Wagon 

A van full of undocumented immigrants (usually of the Mexican persuasion) headed to a construction job site. The van must contain at least 10 illegals to be considered a wagon of the CHUNCH variety.
Me: “Hey bro, I spotted a fleet of chunch wagons headed towards that new apartment complex being built on Martin Luther King Jr Boulevard”

Friend: “Lmao the bean brigade is at it again”
Chunch Wagon by chunchlord July 25, 2021
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Chunch Warming 

The act of a female squatting over a toaster.
Lisa tried chunch warming to achieve crunchy flaps
Chunch Warming by Lawreee March 13, 2011

chunch a munch 

an adorably fat cute baby
hes my little chunch a munch baby, hes so chunky

Chunch Hunting 

The practice of lurking around a dive bar right as they are closing up for the night in hopes of locating that one last patron (male or female) to swoop in on and easily take home with minimal effort. The ones who no one else felt worthy enough to pick up on who fall pretty heavily on the more budget side of attractiveness. Always sitting alone at the end of the bar nursing their last drink. All the while resigning themselves to once again going home alone to an empty house and having another threesome with the ever reliable Ben and Jerry.
Mike: Hey Fred, it's Friday night. Let's go to the bar and find some ladies to chat up and try to bring home for the evening.

Fred: You go on ahead Mike. While I'm all for getting laid, I'm not feeling like going through the whole "picking up on" routine and spending a bunch on money on drinks for something that isn't a sure thing. Fuck that, I'm gonna have drinks at home and then head over to the dive around the corner at last call to do some Chunch Hunting. That way I'll save some money and I'm guaranteed to get laid.

Mike: Word

Wiener Chunch 

(VERB) A very powerful uppercut to the Penis, often leaving the receiver Sterile, and very sore.
JIM: Dude that guy was on the receiving end of a Wiener Chunch

GEORGE: DAMN, now he will never have kids

A Dirty Chinchilla 

An unsanitary female who leaves feces, used feminine products, and an abundant amount of toilet paper to be left un-flushed.
I walked in to a smelly bathroom stall to discover an employee has left “ A Dirty Chinchilla” for all others to see.

Chunchunmaru 

The greatest weapon known to man, created by a blacksmith of a different land, made with the resources of Japan, and is the partner of our deity, Kazuma-san

Named by Megumin, the daughter of Michael Bay
Person A: Bro! I have discovered the greatest weapon known to male, female, bisexual, homosexual, transexual, and pansexual, bro!
Person B: What is that bro?
Person A: It is Chunchunmaru, the sword of the deity of true gender equality and the king of pantsu thieves, Kazuma, bro!