Chipped

Buzzed, Stoned, Baked, High on pot

Dude I got chipped before school yesterday.

Chipped by bermudadude123 June 1, 2010

Chipped

Chipped meaning look pretty .
Looking very well dressed

Looking very fine
Looking good

Today i went to school and every body said i looked chipped.

Chipped by Nicki breogli January 26, 2018

chipped beef with mayo 

yeast infection

I was gonna go down on her until I saw her chipped beef with mayo.

chipped beef with mayo by SUPERSAB June 28, 2010

chipped

(An automobile) equipped with a performance-enhancing electronic wordchipword.

Nice car; is it chipped yet?

chipped by The Finer Definer June 2, 2003

chimped 

To be under the influence of marijuana.

Oh man, I'm so chimped.

chimped by complete bastard July 10, 2002

chipped up 

Being completely drunk 24/7, reaching the point where you get so drunk that you cannot walk, talk, or find the right hole...
the state of being so drunk that you cannot feel you body

a person who does this often is considered a chipper

"Hey there, where did you get that car, and why are you in the hospital"
"i don't know, i got so chipped up last night that i couldn't even find the right hole"

chipped up by 2Slick2willy8 February 12, 2008

5G Chipped 

Humorous way of sayying "vaccinated". Originated from the conspiracy theory that the vaccine is used to track people with 5G microchips.

"Yo paul i got 5g chipped"
"good for you man, now you don't have to wear a mask everytime you go outside"

5G Chipped by CharonFiveEightOne July 9, 2021