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Chatham Ontario 

A city in Ontario that most have never heard of.

Surrounding small towns were joined together with Chatham city in 1998. It is now called Chatham-Kent or CK for short.
CK is a micro city that is growing after several years of declining population. Along with most of Southern Ontario, home prices are increasing rapidly from about 2017 to the present. The Covid Pandemic did not slow this, in fact it raised real estate prices.

Chatham is a safe city with very little violent crime, but it does tend to have more property crimes.
Sky: "Chatham, what's that?"
Kathy: "Chatham Ontario. It's in southwestern Ontario. "
Sky: "Oh yeah, that's the city between London and Windsor".
Chatham Ontario by SW2020 April 2, 2021
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Chatham High School

Rich. Drunk. Snobby. Spoiled. About 90% of the student population doesn't remember what they did last friday night. these "chathamites" are so dramatic. sooo many slutty girls... and even more slutty guys. they wear birkenstocks, the north face, polo, anything expensive. alcohol and drugs are consumed like water and oxygen. there is a very small percentage of students here of a different race/ethnicity... almost everyone is the same. so much sex goes on at this school-- even the marching band gets it on. although most people here are complete fuck ups, the school is still respected in sports and grades.
she completely failed her SAT's and was high in all her classes, but got into UVA anyway because her dad paid off the admission board.
Chatham High School by anonymous December 19, 2004

Chatham Shark 

A mythical creature that is said to live in Lake Chatham in Glade Springs, WV. Only a few have reported sightings of this beast, including Jonathan Davis and Yveny Preobrasginsky.
I don’t know if I would go swimming in that lake, the Chatham Shark might get you.
Chatham Shark by Jack Chatham January 22, 2021

Chatham, MA 

Chatham, Ma is a small fishing village on Cape Cod. It has become a place where many Haitians and Dominicans immigrate to on Cape Cod. On the outside looking in this town seems to be filled with rich people but once you dig down into it, it is an area where drugs have taken over leaving many of its young residents lost. It is also home to Chatham High School where it has the most diverse ethnic population on Cape Cod.
Bob: Hey want to go to Chatham, MA tonight?
Rick: No I'm not trying to get stabbed tonight!
Chatham, MA by bobby m July 9, 2012

Chatham, New Jersey 

yeah we know it is one of the most bitchy towns in new jersey and EVERYONE around it hates it. Even some people that live in Chatham hate it. I would know because I live there. But seriously everyone who says we don't have good schools and our sports suck and we are lazyasses, have fun trying to explain why we were rated the number 9 town to live in out of 100, where none of the surrounding towns (that means you, Madison and summit) were in the top ten either. Don't hate and be jealous. Maybe once your schools get better than ours and we stop sending our rich ass kids to ivy league schools, you'll have something to say. And try beating us at sports once in a while. If not, then all those other people who are posting about chatham who don't even know what they're talking about, shut the fuck up because no one wants to hear about what you have to say. Oh and by the way, you might remember me saying that Chatham, although pretty highly esteemed in certain aspects, is still one of he bitchiest towns in nj. Yeah, well those disses didnt think of themselves you know. The worst thing you can do to yourself is try to show up a Chatham kid, because they will DESTROY YOU. we all have our own cliques, and our cliques all know how to kick some major ass, seeing the drama we go through practically every day. So go ahead and try to deny that we are one of the top towns, because we are publiced with a title for it. Maybe if you read a frickin book once in a while, you'd even know what that meant. But until then, just don't even try to make a comeback. You'll just embarrass yourselve miserably.
Chatham, New Jersey? Yeah ive heard of it. Its a bitch, right? Wait, no. That's not right. Its a SMART, KICKASS bitch who will destroy you if you even touch it. So don't even go there. Yeah. That's what I thought.

chatham girl 

A white, rich, preppy bitching girl who lives in Chatham, NJ. If they don't get what they want, they bitch and backstabb till they get it. Not every girl in Chatham is a "chatham girl" but whoever is should be shot, stabbed and burried in Mikail Batogs backyard.
Why is that Chatham girl taking a knife and stabbing her friend in the back with it?(clever clever)
chatham girl by antiprep January 12, 2005

Chatham grammar

Full of beautiful smart girls . Way better than childish rgs🤮 always bare fights doe and it’s the ghetto. Probably the most relevant school in medway
Ahh have you seen that chatham grammar girl🤩