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Calf Squeeze geologist 

The white girls have gone crazy, screeching that they’re calf squeeze geologists. Hide your calf’s cause they’re coming for you!
Be careful Jerry is coming to squeeze your calf’s, he’s a calf squeeze geologist in training!

Calf Kicking

A one player game in which the purpose is to approach a calf kick or push it and run away once the mother start t charge you, trying not to be tramped by here.
welcome to the second annual calf kicking world champions, lets hope this year there are no fatalities
Calf Kicking by Barberella September 1, 2020

calf leg 

A pistol as defined by Walter Friend
When you go out late, don’t forget to bring your calf leg.
calf leg by Candice's Mom October 20, 2021

Calf Mommy Queefer Special 

When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*

Calf Explosion

When youre about to bust but you feel your calfs tighten from stretching out your legs so you need to choose between stopping and ruining your nut or busting but feeling immense pain
I’m not ruining a good nut just because of a calf explosion. I nut quicker and deal with the pain after
Calf Explosion by Sp33D King December 6, 2025

Quiet Calf 

He was Bayern and I beat him 5-1 with Celtic; he is such a Quiet Calf!
Quiet Calf by cheesy454 July 25, 2021