lawrence weston bristol 

A complete shit hole. If you live there you think it's the greatest place on earth, however if you're driving through it, you think what a dump! Screaming mums shouting at their 4 or 5 fatherless children or children by different fathers. Graffitti everywhere, chavs everywhere you look, complete with lots of gold or silver jewellery and a staffy on a lead to complete the look. All the flats are occupied by either young mums with children who probably got knocked up in the bike track or the local drug dealers live in them. The whole area looks run down, intimidating gangs of kids outside shops and gobby little brats everywhere you look and the stench of weed everywhere and alcoholics out and about carrying cans of stella or super tennents.

''wanna come to Lawrence Weston Bristol?''

''Nah, it's a shit hole

lawrence weston bristol by jane161289 December 13, 2013

Bristol Grade School

An epic shitty school in Bristol, Illinois. The water fountains taste like period blood. The ground itself looks like some big ass walrus took a dump everywhere. The gym is also a cafeteria where it is the size of your average bathroom. People like to throw rocks in the toilets or shit on the walls. The teachers look like meth addicts and cry very easily. There is probably 40 billion bugs in the ventilation system. The play grounds had about 50 bee hives and kids would get raped by bees. the slides were made of fucking sheet metal and wood. It's for pre-schoolers through 4th grade. They have a machine to get cripples up the stairs and it has broken and made the cripples more crippled. The library is full of shit books from the 1800's and is located in the basement.

Bristol Grade School sucks ass dude

I know!!!

Bristol Grade School by AZN_Sn1p3z April 23, 2010

bristol white girl 

Flared trousers

Nose ring
Puffer jacket
Goes to UoB
Massive hoops
Love DnB
Smokes

Private school

"Oh look another Bristol White Girl, they're all the same."

bristol white girl by A poor bristol minority May 6, 2019

Bristol, Rhode island 

Bristol, Rhode Island is a town full of fakes and fuck boys. No one really like bristol, not even themselves. Some of them are rich preppy clout chasers who are toxic and even hate each-other. People from there include Jack Mcnally, Jovi Goldstein, Gordon Kopecky (the biggest fuck boy) and the 1 and only famous like able person, popcorn girl

Have you been to christians house yet in Bristol, Rhode Island

Bristol, Rhode island by guava joe boe October 14, 2020

Bristolian 

A Bristolian is someone from the city Bristol in England. As some people may think that all Bristolians are chavs, they are in fact not ALL chavs. Often known to bring a warm presence into a room unintentionally.

Quotes:
"Alright my luvver?"
"Gert lush!"
"I were just smoofin' the cat..."
"I be Bristolian, I be!"
And so on...

Bristolian by BristolLOVEXD September 25, 2009

Bristol City 

English football team supported by wurzels

see also Bristol Rovers

Bristol City play at Ashton Gate stadium

Bristol City by black flag June 2, 2004

Bristol Palin syndrome 

When a daughter makes her mother look hot, as Bristol Palin does to her mother.

dude 1: Veronica is so fugly, she makes her sloppy mother a milf.

dude 2: That's called Bristol Palin syndrome.

Bristol Palin syndrome by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 22, 2010