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breeding sandwich 

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
breeding sandwich by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Breeding Circle 

A cirlce of men and woman who breed at a suprisingly drastic rate. Such gatherings can be found in games such as Black and White 2™. On rare occasions you can drive down South St. In Philadelphia and see such circles.
Guy 1: Yo dude! I just saw that breeding circle they were talking about down over yonda!

Guy 2: No way dawg!

Breeding Grid

Where the importance reproducing is the goal of life.Mainly in suburbia type areas.
My life has more to it that living on the breeding grid.
Breeding Grid by aimme fife June 6, 2012

breeding kink 

A stupid term that literally has nothing to do with kinks.
"I believe I might have a breeding kink"
"MY BROTHER IN CHRIST, THAT'S JUST NORMAL SEX. YOUR BODY AND YOUR BRAIN IS BIOLOGICALLY DESIGN TO CRAVE REPRODUCTION. YOU'RE NOT SPECIAL OR KINKY, YOU HAVE THE MOST BASIC KIND OF SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

breeding kink 

Someone who is sexually aroused by the risk of getting pregnant.
Dove and KAITO are a example of having a breeding kink. They to be breeded.
breeding kink by ga1ax1e August 2, 2023

Breeding stock

Breeding stock refers to a female who has potential to make a D1 athlete. Men without the proper genetics (under 5’5” 140lbs) will elope with breeding stock in an attempt to have prospective D1 athlete offspring.

Minimum Requirements to be breeding stock- 5’10” 180lbs
“I want my kids to have a better chance at going D1 than I did”
“That’s easy bro just find you some breeding stock and they’ll be set
Breeding stock by SVwbbm September 24, 2020

breeding ball

An imaginary pokeball in which pokemon and humans mate.
I like sex. You wanna get down in my breeding ball?
breeding ball by embem June 20, 2008