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Dirty Bessie 

When a woman captivates a man for years with her beauty and charm, only to raise another man's child.
Jon: hey, where's the wife?
Jaret: I just found out she pulled a dirty Bessie on me {starts sobbing}
Jon: {embraces Jaret} there there, it'll be ok... At least you don't have child support
Dirty Bessie by PervHirt August 31, 2019

Daft Bessie 

Daft= stupidass. Bessie(cow)= BITCH
Pulled right from the thesaurus,as a synonym for stupid ass bitch, though, this was literally stupid and bitch.... Sounds british.... Word originated in a cancel culture.... Where the people who fucked us over, inbred so bad, they could no longer use their wealth to pay attention...... If you watch closely, the world has divided into two groups: one, that shouts insurrection, pursuing justice, and some rolling heads....... The other, feigns anger, but timidly shouts inns erection, and gets oddly aroused.... Must be new Chinese communist leaders in named the inn's🤣🤣🤣
That Kricsten klarce is such a daft bessie, she thought sayin homo was a request to work overtime
Daft Bessie by U axed 4 it January 18, 2021

lucy bessie 

A great person who likes that dic.
lucy bessie by nexymuthamuka October 5, 2017

The AUNT BESSIE 

"What's your favourite sex position?"

"The Aunt Bessie..."

"What's That?"

"I just lay there like a bag of spuds"...
The AUNT BESSIE by Duttysoundboyy February 24, 2020

Jesse bo Bessie 

A Jesse Bo Bessie is a person who enjoys getting pegged by his girl. Favorite song is Jessie’s girl. He/she loves veggie bites and ufc.
That girl is a such a Jesse Bo Bessie.
Jesse bo Bessie by Jack Hoffman September 25, 2023
(n.) a name meaning for "blessing", (adj.) loud and outgoing.

A person with the name "Blessie" is usually shy and timid towards new people but loud and outgoing towards the people closest to them.
That girl is so Blessie
Blessie by chicken1210 April 4, 2015