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Berkeley heights 

A town where everyone is either Irish, Italian or both. Breeds alcholism, and drug addiction. When people leave to go off to college they realize how the things we do are not exactly normal to the rest of the world. Girls dont think anything of hooking up with two guys who happen to be brothers or best friends. If theres not a party going on the whole teen population seems never to know what to do and always ends up in krauszers parking lot.
If you drive on the streets oh Berkeley heights at night theres a very good change one out of every 4 cars driving on the road is a drunk driver.
Berkeley heights by bh lovee January 28, 2008
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Berkeley hot

Ugly girls who attend UC Berkeley who are automatically "Berkeley Hot" because there are no better looking girls than them.
"Did you see that breezy who just walked by?"
"No, was she hot?"
"Eh, Berkeley hot.."
Berkeley hot by TKPhizzle February 1, 2010

Berkeley Parents Network 

A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.
Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123

"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345

Berkeley Springs 

A shit hole town where you can only do drugs or sports. Nothing goes on in Berkeley Springs and everyone seems to know everything
"Hey want to go to Berkeley Springs today?" "I'd rather lick your asshole"
Berkeley Springs by ShitFuckTits7 February 8, 2012

Berkeley Brew Boys 

1.Group of boys from berkeley california that brew their own beer and moonshine and pride themselves in making bad decisions. But thoroughly enjoy it.

2. When shortened to 'brew' it is concidered a fail.
1. the Berkeley Brew Boys went galavanting around berkeley again last night until 4 am. Being drunk off their asses on moonshine, blasting country music and stealing golf carts.

2. Person 1: Justin broke a fan and wrote 'spank paddle' on the fan blade.

Person 2: That is so Brew.

Berkeley Hunt 

Berkeley Hunt is rhythm slang for the word, 'cunt'. It is a way of saying what you're sometimes actually thinking without offending those around you.
For example, you're in the middle of a busy supermarket when a little kid runs into the back of your heels with a shopping trolley. Instead of actually saying cunt, you turn round and say, "aaahhhh, you little berkeley hunt!". This way no one is offended and you feel better.

Another example would be ask a woman to get her berkeley hunt out if you wanted a bit of 'business' off of her!
Berkeley Hunt by Stewy_Boorrrry April 24, 2006

Berkeley Bitches 

Really ugly girls that bring down the average hotness of a school/club/city down several notches. Originates from the legend that Berkeley has lots of ugly girls. Known for being ugly, professing liberal ideals and being inhumanely prudish and bitchy.
Dude, let's bail. This party is full of Berkeley bitches.