Belgium 

Small European country, capital Antwerpen. In the Northern part of Belgium is the city Brussel (= in English Brussels), where the European government debates about boring stuff.

The Northern half of Belgium speaks a form of Dutch called "Vlaams" (= Flamish), the less developed part, the southern part, speaks French.

Belgium is located South of The Netherlands.

Belgium by Jafje May 20, 2007

belgium 

Piss-poor, tiny, flat, featureless piece of shit country in Europe with crap weather, crap food and is full of perverts.

fuck Belgium and its ugly-ass women and pissy beer

belgium by Z_e_D July 25, 2008

Belgium 

The capital of France.

Belgium is in Europe.

Belgium by demoncleaner May 21, 2008

Belgium 

The country that even France has jokes about. Supposedly, where the less-arrogant, stupider Frogs are.

French people, the butt of the world's jokes, think of le Belgique as idiots.

Belgium by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Belgium 

Country located between France and Germany. The capital is Brussels, it's best region is called Wallonia.
1.The northern-part of the country is populated by ugly, jealous, assholes who colaborated gladly with the nazi during WW2, so they lost a war, they also speak a vomiting based language called Vlaaaaaaams.
2.The southern part is populated by friendly, cool, hard-partyers, who stood up to the nazis during WW2, so they won the war, the speak French, and some have German as their first language. Country known for it's Belgian Waffles (coming from Liege a city in Wallonia), the best beer in the world, Leffe (Comes from Namur, in Wallonia)...

1. "This guy is an arrongant asshole!" "Yeah he is Flamish" "oh okay it's normal then"
2. "WOW this guy knows how to party!" "Yeah he is from Wallonia" "oh it's normal then."
3. "WOW this waffle is so good" "Yeah it's a waffle from Belgium".

Belgium by Spzxt April 27, 2011

Belgium 

A country located between France, Germany and the Netherlands. Originally two parts of both the Netherlands and France, Belgium gained its independence and became a monarchy on the 21st of July 1831 ( now the National Holiday). It is split up into two parts, Wallonia and Flanders. Wallonia is where they speak a dialect of French, while Flanders is where they speak multiple dialects of Dutch. Both parts are in a "war" between cultures, with many saying that Wallonia is the best while Flanders is actually the best part of the whole country. Almost everyone is Belgium speaks 3 (or more) languages (exept for the lazy Wallonians who for some reason mostly don't learn Dutch). The languages are Dutch, French and English, some in Flanders also learn German because its easier to learn when you can speak Dutch. Most belgian beers were brewed in the abbeys (some of which still brew) in Flanders. A lot of festivals are hosted in Belgium (most in Flanders), like Tomorrowland. Although I stated a lot of the best things are in Flanders, Wallonia is equally beautiful. Chocolate, landscape, waffles, a lot of belgian products come from there.

TLDR; Amazing country (not a failed "city") in Europe with beer, chocolate, waffles, festivals, patriotism and beautiful women.

ex: "Belgium is a country not a city, dumbfuck Trump."

Belgium by HavokRaven August 10, 2017

Belgium 

Belgium a country who is part of the Benelux and the European Union bordering Luxembourg, France, Germany and the Netherlands. It was formed in 1830 25 Augustus

It is know for surviving the biggest disasters of the world: ww1 ww2 and the Cold War

It is also know for the highest tax on work and for there Belgian waffles
And fries

There government is ridiculous
I can’t even explain it
Speaking about there government

They hold a world record of 541 days with no government

American guy: Wow It’s so cool that France invented french fries
Belgian guy: What!? You’re kidding right? We invented fries.
American guy: No way! Why are they called french fries then!
Belgian guy: We invented these!
American guy: kills Belgian guy*
1 week later
American guy: WOAH these fries are delicious!

French guy: yeah you’re lucky Belgium invented them.
American guy: Oh-oh

Belgium by Beneluxlover February 28, 2021