Arnold Palmer

A half marijuana, half tobacco cigarette

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.

Arnold Palmer by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.

When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.

Arnold Palmer by Publius0987 April 24, 2025

Arnold Palmer Half and Half 

The most delicious blend of lemonade and tea by Arizona teas. It was named after a famous golfer (Arnold Palmer), whose pictures are featured all over the can. This stuff has to have crack in it or some other addictive substance because I never stop drinking it. It's sooo good. So good I wrote an ode poem about it my junior year of high school for my writer's craft class.

Kristen: Damn. This is the best kush I ever had. You want a hit?
Sarah: Nahhh I'm good. I got my Arnold Palmer Half and Half right here and that's all I need.

Arnold Palmer Half and Half by guess i got mah swagga back January 20, 2012

arnold palmer extreme 

when making a basic arnold palmer, instead of adding the ratio amount of lemonade to the iced tea, one substitutes the lemonade with one’s own urine.

Daniel couldn’t believe the sharp taste of the arnold palmer he had been fed. Unbeknownst to him, Brent had actually fed him an arnold palmer extreme with Brent’s own pee!

arnold palmer extreme by dad b January 14, 2019

Arnold Palmer Supreme 

When you out of lemonade and tea so you piss and squirt your diarrhea into the pitcher mix it up and add splenda.

Good ol Leonard: Yo, Pete can we have some Arnold Palmer??
Good ol Pete: Im out of lemonade and tea, but I can make some Arnold Palmer Supreme!

Arnold Palmer Supreme by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

gay arnold palmer 

A non-alcoholic beverage containing 1/2 pink (strawberry) lemonade and 1/2 raspberry iced tea. Based on an Arnold Palmer drink, but gayer.

I wanted a gay Arnold Palmer, but they were out of raspberry iced tea.

gay arnold palmer by a. n. o. nymous April 27, 2008

the arnold palmer 

when you squeeze a lemon in your partners vagina causing a stinging sensation and then proceed to penetrate their ass while they are in shock.

the arnold palmer

the arnold palmer by Dirt Nicholson March 2, 2010