Skip to main content

antisocial networking 

A term used to describe people who rarely, if ever visit social networking sites because they have better things to do with their time. They limit their activity to 30 minutes a day. They avoid habits like changing their profile picture daily and putting every thought they have on Twitter. Most don't have an Instagram account, but the few that do avoid uploading pictures that make it seem like they're showing off.
Janet: You've only posted on the News Feed twice this whole month. What's up with that?

Mike: I'm antisocial networking.

Janet: I'm impressed.
antisocial networking by 2014_chiguy September 19, 2013
antisocial networking mug front
Get the antisocial networking mug.
See more merch

antisocial media 

The use of social media while socialising in the presence of other people.
Look at John, he's busy on the antisocial media again 😒
antisocial media by dyjohn August 2, 2016

antisocial food 

food which have "antisocial" properties such as: garlic and onion.
Any food which will lead to stinking breath smell.
After a person have an antisocial meal he or she can not socialize and should keep his distance from other people (at least 1.5 meter). Because otherwise close range conversations are very unpleasant.
He tried to hit on me after he had ate antisocial food! I could smell his breath mile away.

- I had to listen to my boss' new plans for 20 minutes, it was torture!
-Why?
- He had ate antisocial food.

antisocial personality 

When you don't like dealing with people anymore and have officially given up on trying to be social to people so you avoid it all together
"All she does is sit at home, eat pizza and watch Netflix." "Yeah, she has an antisocial personality "

antisocial extrovert

Antisocial extrovert is a person who is antisocial but at the same time is social and has lots of friends

antisocial schmi 

one of the many sides of schmi. Exemplified by extreme dislike or fear of people especially girls.
Schmi went went antisocial schmi and curled up into the fetal postion when approached by the flock super models
antisocial schmi by bundy December 13, 2003

antisocial drinker 

People who prefer to get drunk alone
"Hey, let's ask Harold if he wants to go to happy hour with us!"
"Forget it, Harold's an antisocial drinker."