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A person who has a lot of charm and can get the freaks in the sheets. A Andres can make a chick have a eye-rolling orgasms with hardly any effort. Dick size is usually 9-12 inches. Andres can last a lot of time in sex and his pull-out game is really fucking good.
Andres gave me some good hard dick and I loved it.
Andres gave me a orgasm with his finger.
Andres makes me wett.
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Andres Iniesta 

A Spanish footballer who hails from the municipality of Fuentealbilla. Known for his quite absurd passing skills and adeptness at keeping possession, the opposition usually struggle to obtain the ball from him. Iniesta is a higher truth who will most likely shit on the face of your football team.
'Did you see the Champions League final? Andres Iniesta was fucking biblical.'
Andres Iniesta by G.Campbell November 14, 2009

andresha 

Andresha is a thick bad ass ..she get what she wants and will do anything it takes to get it she is also a sweetheart and plays innocent but she is a FREAK!
andresha by 500_Clipz June 18, 2018
Someone with loads of music tastes but if he doesn't like a song you show him, he'll never tell you. You probably also don't like most of his songs. Depressed as fuck and will tell you he is, but in a happy manner and almost never in depth. Very joking and can't be serious in serious situations. Loves nature and making memories but has the social battery of a fucking dollar store triple A goddamn battery and will shut down as soon as it's on 5 percent. He can pull a story about his life out of his asshole and make it sound interesting as fuck. Creative and artistic. Hardcore bisexual and clumsy when he thinks hes about to look so cool. Has the worst anxiety at the worst times and will fight someone in the denny's parking lot for you. He will remember the most funny, heartwarming, embarrassing and hurtful things about you. But easygoing as fuck and doesn't really keep a grudge. But he can and will cut you out of his life if you cross at least three lines.

Oh and did I mention gay?
He's also gay.
Doesn't smell like burnt fucking chiCKEN
Hey who's that?
Oh that's Andrius.
Oh wow he smells nice and not like bURNT FUCKING CHICKEN
Andrius by Turtleman527 May 1, 2021
He’s a big 5’5 Mexican with glasses the cock the size of the Eiffel Tower, he’s handsome, hot and he can take all your bitches in a heart beat and literally smart, athletic, strong, sexy if you ever meet a Andres keep him forever he’s loyal, and can be very charming and funny and the ass the size of the fucking moon no other way to explain ot
(Me) I’m a Andres
(Them) let me have you
Me(me) gladly
Andres by Smart mexican July 5, 2022
Andres are people who will always have your back unless they deem the situation not worth the risk. So if you have an Andres and you are trying to do something risky with a %50 chance of getting caught, don't expect them to be sticking around. Andres are also people who are willing to try almost everything, but depending on your kind of Andres they might not do something involving heights.

Andres are very observant, they analyze extensively and can make quick decisions in intense situations.

Don't mess with an Andres, they can appear sweet and sincere to an innocent bystander creating a ruckus but the next minute all hell can break loose.

Andres are brilliant even when they don't believe it, they have a million things to say but are resigned to their own thoughts, so if you get one talking be prepared for a long yet stimulating conversation.

Andres love their family, we are talking love as in 'die for' love. Not to mention when they are in love with someone, now thats a beautiful thing to behold. Andres are devoted and caring lovers, they always seek to improve for their lovers and try their best to satisfy and appreciate their partner. Though they are perfect in their lovers eyes they feel the need to be better, which isn't a negative mind set but it means their lover will be telling them they are perfectly Andres enough for them.
"That guy is such an Andres."
"Why do you say that?"
"He's so amazing! that's why!"

"Andres really had my back last night."
"why what happened?"
"He told me to stop being a fucking idiot and I listened!"
Andres by The leaping snail January 2, 2017
A super hot guy who enjoys all kinds of humor. He is seen as weird but once you get to meet him, he's someone you'll never want to lose. He loves boobs more than ass and is down for anything intimate with the right girl at the right time. He also loves PDA (public displays of affection) and hates it when girls don't enjoy cuddling or kissing. He is very quick to say I love you because he truly catches feeling quickly and cares for that person and makes them a priority. He's also one of the funniest and outgoing people you will ever meet. He isn't afraid to say he has feelings for someone or give people compliments even when they have a rough past between them. All in all he's a great guy and you will be extremely lucky to find a Andres.
Omg he's such an Andres of a person!
I would love to date Andres!
Andres is so funny!
All I want to do is cuddle and hug someone like Andres.